Girls are Intelligent

10.30.06 (4:28 am)   [edit]

Girls Are Intelligent


One day, a girl, 18yrs old, heared from her mother that if she will
do  a  regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come to her dreams &
give  her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 yrs  successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept earlier with
thoughts  in  her mind to ask.
And, really a "Devi" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue  between  them.

Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am
very  very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask
anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Devi: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also
sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know anything about boon
and  all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask,  he
will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then  proceed
for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After  thinking for some time .. ): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the
world.

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.
Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful
girl  in  the world.

 

 

Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most
handsome  boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Devi: Be as you wish.

Devi: Now the last boon remains.
Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.
Devi: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Devi: Be as you wish.

Think friends,
what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died
at  once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the  world's
most  beautiful girl and the richest one, too. 

 

Moral of the  story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more
intelligent than  we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till the end
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HEY GUYS, dont worry, actually what done is something different than
what
you all think!

Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER
than  that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being
world's richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much
intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont worry if you
think  that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.
Hey....I told u girls not to read.......

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