Humour : teacher & Tomy
TOMY : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
TOMY : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
TOMY : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
TOMY : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
TOMY : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
TOMY : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
TOMY : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
TOMY : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? "
TOMY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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Tooth extraction
"£85 for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.
"£85!!! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"
"That's the normal charge," said the dentist .
"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"
"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off.
"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"
"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40".
"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin'?"
It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it's going to be very traumatic."
"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
Something for your Valentine
Something for your Valentine
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you
'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the
roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so
is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
What Man Discovered And What Woman Discovered
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT;
woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION;
woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD;
woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE;
woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY;
woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Cyanide
The pharmacist asks, " Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replies "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes get big and he exclaims, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish...............49.
Adventurous..........Slept with everyone.
Athletic.............No breasts.
Average looking......Moooo.
Beautiful............Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.........On medication.
Feminist.............Fat.
Free spirit..........Junkie.
Friendship first.....Former slut.
New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........No BJs.
Open-minded..........Desperate.
Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........Bitch.
Voluptuous...........Very Fat.
Large frame..........Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate.........Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, doesn't it look like I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
Bill Gates's daughter
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude should be positive
Global Community Orkut
If any of u having orkut ID, then please let me know, so I can add you.
One of my friend and I started a "Global Community" on orkut with a concept -
Global community - A community to help each and everybody( No castism, religions etc. but to create brotherhoodness) on humanity basis.
and to work towards our global objectives like - using the resources of other planets(makes progress faster), set up living on other planets, fully DNA code decoding so we can live more and do more better thing.
We know life is for very short span, if we spoil it in frivolous activity, then we are no more.
For all such type of big project, we have require so much skilled man power, which can be done only on global basis. As we know information technology is on rapid progress, it can help us in a big way. My assumption is - Highly skilled professionals from whole world work through video conferencing, online communication and provides knowledge based sharing somewhat KPO.
I like there should be a global community, global government and people should work globally and on humanity basis. Nut just on regionalism, castism , religions etc.
So please join it, and help our community to encourage our efforts
Loved ones in Hospital
Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this:
A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a family member is doing better.."
The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302.""I'll connect you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302.."
"Are you a family member?"
"Yes, Yes I am.."
"Hold on.. Let me look at her records... Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, she is to be taken off the Heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, looks like Dr. Cohen is going to send her home very soon!"
The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic.... that's wonderful news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a sister or perhaps an aunt..?"
"Neither!
I'm Sarah Finkel in 302!.. And NOBODY here ever tells me s**t!!"
Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost "American Idol"
Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost "American Idol"
10. "If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks"
9. "Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for 'The Apprentice'"
8. "Ryan Seacrest isn't as smart as he seems on TV"
7. "If you want to see me 'perform,' I'll be working the noon-to-8 shift at Old Navy tomorrow"
6. "George W. Bush didn't win the popular vote either, and he's done pretty well for himself"
5. "Underneath that table, Randy Jackson doesn't wear pants"
4. "Until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was"
3. "I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling"
2. "I handled my loss well -- I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon's car"
1. "I have one thing to say to the voters: What in the hell is wrong with you people?"
Controlling Your Woman
Three guys were drinking in a pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet.
After a while one of the first two turned to the third and said, Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over your wife?
The third fellow said, I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.
The first two guys were amazed. Wow! What happened then? they asked.
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed, and uttered, She said, Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.
Dear wife - A letter by husband
Dear wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you
as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him
that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore don't wait up.
Your Wife
keep shining like this star my every blog friend
keep shining like this star.
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Funny Quotes From Arnold Schwarzenegger
Funny Quotes From Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Well, there was no sex for 14 days." -on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention
"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!" –at the Republican convention
"If they don't have the guts to come up here in front of you and say, 'I don't want to represent you, I want to represent those special interests, the unions, the trial lawyers ... if they don't have the guts, I call them girlie men." –describing Democratic lawmakers in California
"All of a sudden, we see riots, we see protests, we see people clashing. The next thing we know, there is injured or there is dead people. We don't want to get to that extent." –on the dangers posed by gay marriage
"It's the most difficult [decision] I've made in my entire life, except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax." –announcing his gubernatorial candidacy on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"
"I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento." –on "The Tonight Show"
"As you know, I don't need to take any money from anybody. I have plenty of money myself. I will make the decisions for the people."
"We have to make sure everyone in California has a great job. A fantastic job!"
"The public doesn't care about figures." -discussing his economic views
"Don't worry about that." -on the environment
"From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they're taxed....This goes on all day long. Tax, tax, tax."
"I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this — to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there ... The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn't do it to a woman — she's a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group." -describing a scene in "Terminator 3"
"This is really embarrassing. I just forgot our state governor's name, but I know that you will help me recall him." –speaking to a taxpayer advocacy group
"As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked." –in an interview with Esquire
"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."
"Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day."
"I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
"I have inhaled, exhaled everything."
"That was another thing I will never forgive the Republican Party for. I was ashamed to call myself a Republican during that period." -on the Clinton impeachment
"Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff."
"Nixon was always being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years and that was why he liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer the world." -in a 1977 interview with Time Out
"My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name, because of all the recent Nazi stuff and the U.N. controversy, but I love him and Maria does too, and so thank you, Kurt." –on his friend and fellow Austrian Kurt Waldheim, a Nazi war criminal
"My relationship to power and authority is that I'm all for it. People need somebody to watch over them. Ninety-five percent of the people in the world need to be told what to do and how to behave." –in a 1990 interview with U.S. News
"I was always dreaming about very powerful people - dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered." –in the 1977 film "Pumping Iron"
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.
A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.
"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.
"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"
"A rose?" asked the neighbor.
"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"
True Friendship
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight. So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirm that she was with them.
Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he is still with them!!
A beautiful woman "Swimming is prohibited"
Bad luck
"Throw away 250 résumés?&qu ot;
I asked, shocked. "What if the best candidates are in there?"
"You have a point," he said.
"But then again, I don't need people with bad luck here."
Did you know…?
“U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”
There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.
If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney
Banta and the thief
The thief then went through Banta’s pockets and searched him, All the thief could find on Banta was 25 cents.
The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Banta why he had bothered to fight so hard for 25 cents.
"Was that all you wanted?" Banta replied, "I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in me shoe!"
Do you believe in life after death
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the employee replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine,
" the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stepped in to see you."
Sardar in examination hall
The most famous man!
One day, at a school in South America a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I’ll give $20 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.
An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that’s not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I’m sorry, Hamish, that’s not right either."
Finally, a Gujarati boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said, "That’s absolutely right, Jayant, come up here and I’ll give you the $20."
As the teacher was giving Jayant his money, she said, "You know Jayant,since you’re a Gujarati, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ".
Jayant replied, "Yes, in my heart I know it is Lord Krishna, but business is business!"
Indian girl's name in English
*Every or rather almost , Indian girl's name in English ends with"I" OR "A". Rare cases ends with "U"
Check it out yourself. *
*Very interesting...*
Sardar Joke
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....
Amazing Child Delivery Pain
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got in the car to get home, they found the driver dead in the car.?????
Who is more stupid
So one of the friends called his driver:"Oye Santa Singh"... Santa Singh replied: "Ji praaJi" his boss said: "take this 100Rs, go to Showroom and buy a Mercedes Benz for me" Santa Singh said: Oh fikar hi na karo ji..mein abhi aaya"
The boss said to his friend in a winning tone.." See how stupid he is..he went to buy a Mercedes for only100Rs,"
The other friend said" Still my driver is more stupid" Then he called his driver Banta Singh and said" Go home and check if I'm there"..............???? Banta singh said" ji mein abhi aata hoon dekh kar"..
His boss said "see my driver is more stupid.. he can't even realize tht how can i be at home if i m here"
Now Santa and Banta met on their way..
Santa: My boss is sooo stupid..he gave me 100Rs, to buy a mercedes..he does not even know that today is Sunday and all showrooms are closed...
Banta: My boss is even more stupid.. He sent me to check if he is home..he has a cell phone .he could have called home and check if he is there..??
Do you know where U and I can be together ( Love Starts From Here)
A,B,C,D,E,..............................Z; did a great thing. But he kept U and I very very far. But I got a place where U and I are very close..... in fact together....... Do you know where U and I can be together.........
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It is on the keyboard...!!! !
Popat, don't see the keyboard now!!
Amazing Ultimate Joke
**On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: ** **"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"**
**The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the** **wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"**
**"No" replied the trainee.**
**"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"**
**The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you ** **IDIOT?"**
**"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.**
**"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone ..... *
Amazing God: FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the same questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
What a Crazy coincidence!
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
What a Crazy coincidence!
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following
was observed:
A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman
is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a
long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the
island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman
is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the
necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of the household chores,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much
better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
H. What happened to the Indians????
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The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them
to the Indian woman!