engineers vs doctors
So they both gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying to prove their
superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -------------
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7
tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks,
one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes
Away....
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct
Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger
till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL
to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
------------------------- ------------------------- ------------------------- -------------
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too
are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers
don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE
OPPOSITE
ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors
toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out
ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):
------------------------- ----------------
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors
planning their move for last chance, they board the
loc al to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same
(1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7
tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL
train...........
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are
geniuses, don't mess with Engineers.
Facts of life which applies to the Salaried People!
Bank Balance
First Week : 10,000
Second Week : 1,000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10
Conveyance
First Week : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week : Walk ("Good for health")
Girl friends
First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
Mobile Maintenance
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary
traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent
situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she
calls me")
And last....but not the least...
Boozing
First Week : "Come, let's go to Chennai and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Chennai. Let's go to pondi."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what
say?"
Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health"
__._,_.___
Can You Do This ????
Can SEE 'TEA' in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-
CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in
My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO
in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your
MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my
ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS........ ....
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
Slang Vocublary
Internet Slangs/ Slang Translation / Slang Vocublary
yup - yes!
nope - no..
k - ok
lol - laugh out loud
brb - be right back
bolo - be on the lookout...
AFAIC — "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."
AFAIK — "as far as I know"
AFAIR — "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"
AFK — "away from keyboard"
ASAP — "as soon as possible"
BBL — "be back later"
BBS — "be back soon"
BFD — "big fucking deal"
BRB — "be right back" (usually used in chats and on an instant messenger service).
BTW — "by the way"
B2B — "Business to Business"
C&V — Chapter & Verse. Used in newsgroups.
C|N>K — a Unix -ism meaning "coffee through nose into keyboard"
cya — "see you", used as a goodbye.
CU — "see you", used as a goodbye.
CYS — "Check your settings". A phrase often said by technical support staff of a certain Australian ISP.
FAQ — "Frequently Asked Question"
FFS — "for fuck's sake!"
FOAF — "friend of a friend", i.e. the dubious attribution given to urban legends
FYI — "for your information"
G2G — "got to go". Used in chatrooms.
GAGF — "go and get fucked"
GFY — "good for you" or "go fuck yourself". The use of this acronym is ambigious and not recommended.
GG — "good going" or "good game". Used sincerely in online games such as trivia, but more often used sarcastically when someone has done something foolish. Also, it is now becoming customary for all players to say "gg" when the game is over in such games as Counter-Strike , unless a player is profoundly displeased with the outcome.
GJ — Good Job
HAND — "have a nice day"
HTH — "hope this helps"
IANAL — "I am not a lawyer". Usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.
IANARS — "I am not a rocket scientist"
IC — "I see", also, "in character" in MUDs and role-playing games .
ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "In case you didn't know."
IIRC — "if I recall correctly" c.f. ISTR
IMHO — "in my humble opinion" / "in my honest opinion"
IMO — "in my opinion"
IMNSHO — "in my not-so-humble opinion"
IRC — "Internet Relay Chat"
IRL - "in real life". Used in MUD settings.
ISTR — "I seem to recall" (i.e. I'm not really sure) c.f. IIRC
IYDMMA — "if you don't mind me asking", for ex., "IYDMMA, are you a virgin?"
JJ or JK (j/k) — "just joking", "just kidding"
Joo — synonym of you. Also spelled j00 with a lower case j and two zeroes rather than two O's.
JOOC — "just out of curiosity"
k — short for "OK"
l8 — a shorthand spelling of "late".
l8r — a shorthand spelling of "later", meaning "see you later" (see leet )
LIEK — synonym of like, as in "I like that website".
LMAO — "laughing my ass off"
LOL — "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs" (a reply to something amusing)
MYOB — "mind your own business"
NM (n/m) — "never mind" or "not much"
NOYB — "none of your business"
NP — "No Problem"
NSFW — "Not safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) not suitable for the office, but for the home instead. Used by Fark . See SFW.
NT — "No Text", used on Internet forums or Usenet to indicate that a post has no content
O — "oh"
OIC — "oh, I see"
OMG — Exclamation, "Oh my God!!"
OMFG — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking God!!"
OMFL — Exclamation, "Oh my fucking lag!"
OOC — "out-of-character&qu ot;. Used on MUDs and other role-playing games . Also, "out of curiosity."
OT — "off topic"
OTOH — "on the other hand"
own - to defeat someone (used commonly when playing Counter-Strike ) or to humiliate someone tactically in a debate; something that is extremely cool (ex. BMWs totally own).
PFO — "please fuck off"
PITA — "pain in the ass"
PO (PO'd) — "piss off" ("pissed off")
prog — "computer program" (progz in plural)
prolly — contracted form of "probably"
plz — shorthand spelling of "please"
Pwn — step up of the word own. To "Pwn something" means to have complete control over it, and to be "Pwned by something" means to be dominated by it. (see leet )
P2P — Person to Person
qoolz — something that is "cool" in the American sense.
R — shorthand spelling of "are"
RL — "real life". Used in MUD settings.
ROFL (or ROTFL) — "rolling on the floor laughing" (a reply to something extremely amusing).
ROFLMAO (or ROTFLMAO) — "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"
r0x0rz — leet speaks for "rocks"
RTFA — "read the fucking article" applies mostly to Slashdot threads, for users who make comments on a story without having read it first.
RTFM — "read the fucking manual" (often sanitized to "read the fine manual"). The frequent reply to a request for basic help from newbies who have not attempted to find the answer for themselves.
RU — Are You?
R8 — right
SFW — "Safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) that is safe for the office. Used by Fark . See NSFW.
STFU — "shut the fuck up"
sux0rs — leet speak for "sucks"
TBH — "to be honest"
thx — shorthand spelling of "thanks" - this can be combined into "kthx" (OK, thanks), "plzkthx" (Please, OK, thanks), and "kthxbye" (OK, thanks, goodbye)
TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
TIA — "thanks in advance"
TTYL — "talk to you later"
U — a shorthand spelling of "you"
ur — a shorthand spelling of "you're"
w/e — slang/abbreviation for whatever
w/o — without
WDUWTA —- "what do u wanna talk about?"
WTF — "what the fuck?"
YMMV — " Your mileage may vary " (you may see different results)
w00t — exclamation of excitement or happiness; closely related to, "hell yea!" (short for woohoo) or We Owned the Other Team
w8 — shorthand spelling of "wait".
X > * — definition of something [X] is better than everything [*].
<3 — "love" (made from the ASCII-art heart between the less than symbol and the three). Ex: I <3 you.
2B - To be
4 - for
Others express concepts peculiar to the Net:
cluebie — a newbie with a clue, but not close to a guru.
guru — an expert in some technical topic, such as as C programming or Unix system administration
FAQ — frequently asked question, or a list of frequently asked questions with answers. Never seems to be written in small letters.
flamer — one who 'flames'; To rant on about some relatively uninteresting subject or with a patently ridiculous attitude or with hostility towards a particular person or group of people. "Flame" is used as a verb ("Don't flame me for this"), a flame is a single flaming message. Also is likely to relate to the term lamer.
hijack — go offtopic. done commonly by newbies in forums.
troll — a person who deliberately stirs up trouble (see article).
lurker — one who reads an email list or a message board but does not participate in the discussion.
newbie — a new user. Not a pejorative term (but see RTFM, preceding).
noob — a new user. Also spelled n00b, with two zeroes rather than two O's
========================= ===========
a/m - away message
a/s/l - age,sex,location
a/s/l/p - age/sex/location/picture
a/s/l/r - age, sex, location, race
aaaaa - American Assosciation Against Acronym Abuse
aaf - as a friend
aamof - as a matter of fact
aarp - alert, aware, responsible, participate
abend - absent by enforced net deprivation
abt - about
abwt - about
acc - account
acgaf - Absolutely couldn't give a Fuck
ack - acknowledged
addy - address
adn - any day now
afaic - as far as I'm concerned
afaics - as far as I can see
afaict - as far as I can tell
afaik - as far as I know
afair - as far as I recall
afc - away from computer
afcpmgo - away from computer parents may go on
afk - away from keyboard
afkb - away from keyboard
ah - ass hole
ahole - asshole
ai - Artificial Intelligence
aiadw - ALL IN A DAYS WORK
aiamu - and I'm a monkey's uncle
aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds
aight - Alright
aightz - alright
aiic - as if I care
aiight - all right
aim - AOL instant messanger
ain't - am not
aite - Alright
aiui - as I understand it
aiws - as i was saying
ajax - Asynchronous Javascript and XML
aka - also known as
akp - Alexander King Project
akpcep - Alexander King Project Cultural Engineering Project
alot - a lot
alright - all right
alrite - Alright
alryt - alright
amf - adios motherfucker
anim8 - animate
anlsx - Anal Sex
anon - anonymous
anuda - another
anw - anyways
any1 - Anyone
anywaz - anyways
aoe - Age Of Empires
aoto - Amen on that one
aoys - angel on your shoulder
apod - Another Point Of Discussion
ar - are
arnd - around
arse - ass
arsed - bothered
arvo - afternoon
asafp - as soon as fucking possible
asaik - as soon as I know
asap - as soon as possible
asarbambtaa - All submissions are reviewed by a moderator before they are added.
asic - application specific integrated circuit
asl - age, sex, location
aslp - age, sex, location, picture
aslr - age sex location race
aslrp - age, sex, location, race, picture
atm - at the moment
atop - at time of posting
atp - answer the phone
attn - attention
atw - All the way
audy - Are you done yet?
aufm - are you fucking mental
aufsm - are you fucking shiting me
aup - acceptable use policy
avie - Avatar
avsb - a very special boy
avtr - avatar
avy - Avatar
awes - awesome
awk - awkward
awol - absent without leave
ayb - All Your Base
aybab2m - all your base are belong 2 me
aybab2u - All your base are belong to us
aybabtg - All Your Base Are Belong To Google
aybabtu - all your base are belong to us
ayd - are you done
aydy - are you done yet
ayec - at your earliest convenience
ayfk - are you fucking kidding
ayk - are you kidding
aypi - and your point is
aypi? - And Your Point Is?
aysm - are you shitting me?
ayt - are you there
ayte - alright
aytf - are you there fucker
azn - asian
azz - ass
-----------------
bi - bye
b& - banned
b'day - birthday
b-cuz - because
b.s. - bullshit
b/c - because
b/g - background
b/s/l - Bisexual/Straight/Lesbian
b/t - between
b00n - new person
b00t - boot
b1tch - Bitch
b2b - business to business
b3 - be
b4 - before
b4n - bye for now
b4u - before you
b8 - bait
b82rez - Batteries
b8rez - Batteries
bab - Big ass Boobs
babi - baby
baf - bring a friend
baggkyko - be a good girl, keep your knickers on
bah - I don't really care
bai - Bye
bak - back
bamf - bad ass mother fucker
bamofo - bitch ass mother fucker
bau - back at you
bb - bye bye
bb4n - Bye-bye for now
bbbj - Bare Back Blow Job
bbe - baby
bbfn - Bye Bye for now
bbfu - be back for you
bbi - Baby
bbiab - be back in a bit
bbiaf - be back in a few
bbialb - Be back in a little bit
bbiam - be back in a minute
bbias - be back in a second
bbiaw - be back in a while
bbilb - be back in a little bit
bbl - be back later
bbl8a - Be Back Later
bbml - be back much later
bbp - Banned by parents
bbq - be back quick
bbs - be back soon
bbt - be back tomorrow
bbtn - be back tonite
bbvl - Be Back Very Later
bbw - be back whenever
bbwb - best buddy with boobs
bbwl - be back way later
bby - baby
bbz - babes
bc - because
bck - back
bcnu - be seeing you
bcnul8r - be seeing you later
bcoz - Because
bcurl8 - Because you're late.
bcuz - because
bday - birthday
bdfl - Benevolent Dictator For Life
be4 - before
beeoch - bitch
beezy - BITCH
beotch - bitch
betcha - bet you
bettr - better
bewb - boob
bewbs - boobs
bewbz - boobs
bewt - boot
bf - boyfriend
bf4e - best friends for ever
bf4l - best friends for life
bfd - big fucking deal
bfe - Bum Fuck Egypt
bff - best friend forever
bffa - best friends for always
bffae - Best Friends Forever And Ever
bffe - Best friends forever
bffeae - Best Friend For Ever And Ever
bffene - Best Friends For Ever And Ever
bffl - best friends for life
bfftddup - best friends forever till death do us part
bfg - big fucking gun
bfh - bitch from hell
bfhd - big fat hairy deal
bfn - bye for now
bfs - Boyfriends
bft - big fucking tits
bg - background
bhwu - back home with you
biab - back in a bit
biaf - Back In A Few
biatch - bitch
bibi - bye bye
bicbw - but I could be wrong
bilf - brother i'd like to fuck
bilu - baby i love you
bion - Believe it or not.
biotch - bitch
bioya - blow it out your ass
bish - Bitch
biw - boss is watching
biwm - bisexual white male
bizatch - Bitch
bizi - Busy
biznatch - bitch
biznitch - bitch
bizzle - BITCH
bj - blowjob
bk - back
bka - better known as
bl - bad luck
bleme - blog meme
bling-bling - jewelry
blj - blowjob
blkm - Black Male
blnt - Better Luck Next time
blog - web log
blogger - web logger
bm - Bite Me
bm&y - between you and me
bm4l - best mates for life
bmf - be my friend
bmfe - best mates forever
bmfl - best mates for life
bmha - bite my hairy ass
bmttveot - best mates till the very end of time
bn - been
bndm3ovr - Bend me over
bnib - Brand new in Box
bnol - be nice or leave
bnr - banner
bobfoc - Body of Baywatch, Face of Crimewatch
boffum - Both of them
bofh - bastard operator from hell
bogo - buy one get one
bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around the table
bohic - Bend over here it comes
bohica - bend over, here it comes again
boi - boy
bol - Barking Out Loud
boomm - bored out of my mind
bord - bored
bout - about
bovered - bothered
bowt - about
boxor - box
br - bathroom
brb - be right back
brbbrb - br right back bath room break
brbf - Be Right Back Fucker
brbg2p - be right back, got to pee
brbmf - be right back mother fucker
brbts - be right back taking shit
brd - bored
brh - be right here
bro - brother
bros - brothers
brt - be right there
bruhh - Brother
bruva - brother
bruz - brothers
bs - bullshit
bsmfh - Bastard System Manager From Hell
bsod - blue screen of death
bsomn - blowing stuff out my nose
bsxc - be sexy
bt - bit torrent
btcn - Better than Chuck Norris
btd - bored to death
btdt - been there done that
btdtgtts - Been there, done that, got the T-shirt
btias - Be there in a second
btsoom - Beats The Shit Out Of Me
bttt - been there, tried that
btw - by the way
btwn - between
bty - back to you
bubar - bushed up beyond all recognition
bubi - bye
budzecks - butt sex
buhbi - Bye Bye
bur - pussy
burma - be undressed ready my angel
buszay - busy
but6 - buttsex
butsecks - butt sex
butterface - every thing is hot but her face
bwpwap - back when Pluto was a planet
bwt - but when though
byeas - good-bye
byes - bye bye
bykt - But you knew that
byob - Bring your own Beer
byoc - bring our own computer
bytabm - beat you to a bloody mess
bz - busy
bzzy - busy
-----------
c 2 c - cam to cam (webcams)
c&c - Command and Conquer
c-p - sleepy
c.y.a - cover your ass
c/b - comment back
c/t - can't talk
c2 - come to
c2c - care to chat?
c2tc - cut to the chase
c4ashg - care for a shag
cancer stick - cigarette
cawk - Cock
cb - come back
cba - can't be arsed
cbb - can't be bothered
cbf - cant be fucked
cbi - can't believe it
ccl - Couldn't Care Less
cd9 - Code 9 (other people nearby)
celly - cell phone
cex - sex
cexy - sexy
cfas - care for a secret?
cfm - come fuck me
cg - Congratulations
char - character
chilax - chill and relax in one word
chillin - relaxing
chk - check
chronic - marijuana
chut - pussy
cid - consider it done
cig - cigarette
cigs - cigarettes
cihswu - can i have sex with you
cis - computer information science
cless - clanless
cluebie - clueless newbie
cm - call me
cma - Cover My Ass
cmb - comment me back
cmcp - call my cell phone
cmh - Call My House
cmiiw - correct me if I'm wrong
cmitm - Call me in the morning
cml - call me later
cmliuw2 - call me later if you want to
cmomc - call me on my cell
cmon - Come on
cmplcdd - complicated
cms - content management system
cn - can
cnc - Command and Conquer
cod - Call of Duty
code 29 - moderator is watching
code 8 - parents are watching
code 9 - Parents are watching
code9 - other people near by
cof - Crying on the floor
coiwta - come on i wont tell anyone
col - crying out loud
comp - Computer
compy - computer
congrats - congratulations
convo - conversation
coo - cool
cood - could
cos - because
cowboy choker - cigarette
coz - because
cpl - Cyber Athlete Professional League
cpm - cost per 1000 impressions
crazn - crazy asian
crm - customer relationship management
crp - crap
crs - can't remember shit
crunk - combination of crazy and drunk
cs - Counter-Strike
cs:s - Counter-Strike: Source
csl - can't stop laughing
ct - can't talk
ctc - call the cell
ctf - capture the flag
ctm - chuckle to myself
ctn - can't talk now
ctpc - cant talk parent(s) coming
ctrn - can't talk right now
cts - change the subject
ctt - change the topic
cu - goodbye
cu46 - see you for sex
cubi - can you believe it
cud - could
cuic - see you in class
cul - see you later
cul83r - See you later
cul8er - see you later
cul8r - See You Later
cunt - vagina
cuom - see you on monday
cuple - couple
cut3 - cute
cuwul - catch up with you later
cuz - because
cvq - chucking very quietly
cwmaos - coffee with milk and one sugar
cwot - complete waste of time
cwyl - chat with ya later
cya - goodbye
cyal - see you later
cyb - cyber
cybseckz - cyber sex
cye - Close Your Eyes
cyff - change your font, fucker
cyl - see you later
cyl,a - see ya later, alligator
cylbd - catch ya later baby doll
cylor - check your local orhtodox rabbi
cym - check your mail
cyu - see you
c|n>k - coffee through nose into keyboard
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d.w - don't worry
d/c - disconnected
d/l - download
d/w - don't worry
d00d - dude
d2 - Diablo 2
d8 - date
da - the
dafs - do a fucking search
dah - dumb as hell
damhik - don't ask me how I know
damhikt - don't ask me how I know this
dass - dumb ass
dat - that
dawg - Friend
db - database
db4l - drinking buddy for life
dbafwtt - Dont Be A Fool Wrap The Tool
dbg - dont be gay
dc - don't care
dc'd - disconnected
dcw - Doing Class Work
dd - don't die
ddg - Drop Dead Gorgeous
ddl - direct download
ddr - dance dance revolution
def - definitely
defs - definetly
degmt - Don't Even Give Me That
dem - them
der - there
dernoe - I don't know
detai - don't even think about it
dewd - Dude
dey - they
df - Dumb Fuck
dfo - dumb fucking operator
dftc - down for the count
dfu - don't fuck up
dfw/m - Don't Fuck with Me
dfwm - Don't Fuck with Me
dgaf - don't give a fuck
dgara - don't give a rats ass
dgms - Don't get me started
dgt - don't go there
dh - dickhead
diaf - die in a fire
dic - do i care
dick - penis
diez - dies
diff - difference
dikhed - dickhead
diku - do i know you
dil - Daughter in law
dilf - dad i'd like to fuck
dillic - Do I look like I care
dillifc - do I look like I fucking care
dilligad - do I look like I give a damn
dilligaf - do I look like I give a fuck
dilligas - do i look like i give a shit
din - didn't
din't - didn't
dirl - Die in real life
dis - this
dit - Details in Thread
diy - do it yourself
dju - did you
dk - don't know
dkdc - don't know, don't care
dl - download
dlf - dropping like flies
dln - don't look now
dm - deathmatch
dmba* - dumbass
dmu - don't mess up
dmwm - don't mess with me
dmy - don't mess yourself
dn - don't know
dnd - Do Not Disturb
dno - don't know
dnrtfa - did not read the fucking article
dnt - dont
doa - dead on arrival
dob - date of birth
dod - Day of Defeat
dogg - friend
doin - doing
don - denial of normal
doncha - Don't you
dont - don't
dontcha - don't you
dood - dude
doodz - dudes
dos - denial of service
dotc - dancing on the ceiling
doypov - depends on your point of view
dp - display picture
dqydj - don't quit your day job
dsided - decided
dsu - don't screw up
dt - double team
dta - Dont Trust Anyone
dtp - Don't Type Please
dttm - dont talk to me
dttml - dont talk to me loser
dttpou - Don't tell the police on us
dttriaa - don't tell the RIAA
du2h - damn you to hell
dun - don't
dunno - I don't know
dvda - double vaginal, double anal
dw - don't worry
dwb - Driving while black
dwbi - Don't worry about it.
dwmt - don't waste my time
dwt - don't wanna talk
dwy - don't wet yourself
dy2h - damn you to hell
dycotfc - do you cyber on the first chat
dyec - Dont You Ever Care
dyk - did you know
dylm - do you love me
dylos - do you like oral sex
dynm - do you know me
dyt - Don't you think
dyw2gwm - do you want to go with me
dywtmusw - do you want to meet up some where
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e-ok - Electronically OK
e.g. - example
ead - eat a dick
ebitda - earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation and amortization
ecf - error carried forward
eejit - idiot
ef - Fuck
ef-ing - fucking
efct - effect
efffl - extra friendly friends for life
effin - fucking
effing - Fucking
eg - evil grin
eh? - I'm done talking now, it's your turn.
ehlp - help
eil - explode into laughter
el!t - elite
ello - hello
em - them
emo - emotional
emp - eat my pussy
enit - isn't it
enof - enough
enuf - enough
enuff - enough
eob - End of Business
eod - End of day
eof - end of file
eom - end of message
eos - end of story
eot - end of transmission
eotw - end of the world
epa - Emergency Parent Alert
eq - Everquest
eq2 - Everquest2
ere - here
errythin - everything
esad - eat shit and die
esadyffb - eat shit and die you fat fucking bastard
esbm - Everyone sucks but me
esl - eat shit loser
eta - Estimated Time of Arrival
etla - extended three letter acronym
etmda - Explain it to my dumb ass
eula - end user license agreement
ev1 - everyone
eva - ever
evaa - ever
evercrack - Everquest
every1 - everyone
evn - even
evry1 - every one
ex-bf - Ex-Boy Friend
ex-gf - Ex-Girl Friend
exp - experience
eyez - eyes
ez - Easy
ezi - easy
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f u - fuck you
f#cking - Fucking
f.u. - fuck you
f/o - fuck off
f00k - Fuck.
f2f - face to face
f2p - free to play
f2t - Free to talk
f4c3 - face
f4eaa - friends forever and always
f4f - female for female
f4m - female for male
f8 - fate
f9 - fine
fab - fabulous
faggit - faggot
fankle - area between foot and ankle
fao - for attention of
fap - masturbate
faq - frequently asked question
farg - fuck
fashizzle - for sure
fawk - fuck
fbimcl - Fall Back In My Chair Laughing
fbtw - Fine Be That Way
fc - fruit cake
fcfs - first come first served
fck - fuck
fckm3hdbayb - Fuck Me Hard Baby
fcku - fuck you
fcol - for crying out loud
fcuk - fuck
fe - fatal error
fer - for
ff - friendly fire
ffa - free for all
ffcl - falling from chair laughing
ffs - for fuck's sake
ffxi - Final Fantasy 11
fg - fucking gay
fgi - fucking google it
fgs - for God's sake
fgssu - For Gods sake shut up
fgt - faggot
fi - fuck it
fi9 - fine
fibijar - fuck it buddy, I'm just a reserve
fifo - first in, first out
figjam - fuck I'm good, just ask me
figmo - F*ck it - got my orders
fiic - Fucked If I Care
fiik - Fucked If I Know
fio - figure it out
fitb - fill in the blank
fiv - five
fk - fuck
fkin - fucking
fking - Fucking
fku - fuck you
flamer - angry poster
flames - angry comments
flicks - pictures
floabt - for lack of a better term
fm - fuck me
fmah - fuck my ass hole
fmao - freezing my ass of
fmb - fuck me bitch
fmbb - Fuck Me Baby
fmh - Fuck me hard
fmhb - fuck me hard bitch
fmn - Fuck me now
fmnb - fuck me now bitch
fmph - fuck my pussy hard
fmq - fuck me quick
fmr - fuck me runnig
fmutp - fuck me up the pussy
fn - first name
fnar - For No Apparent Reason
fnci - fancy
fnpr - for no particular reason
fny - funny
fo - fuck off
fo shizzle - for sure
fo sho - for sure
foa - fuck off asshole
foad - fuck off and die
foaf - friend of a friend
foah - fuck off asshole
fob - fresh off the boat
focl - Falling Off Chair Laughing.
fol - farting out loud
folo - Follow
fone - phone
foobar - fucked up beyond all recognition
foocl - falls out of chair laughing
fook - fuck
for sheeze - for sure
fotcl - fell off the chair laughing
fotm - Flavour of the month
fouc - Fuck off you cunt
fov - Field of View
foyb - fuck off you bitch
fo` - for
fp - first post
fpmitap - federal pound me in the ass prison
fpos - fucking piece of shit
fps - First Person Shooter
frag - kill
fragged - killed
friggin - freaking
frk - freak
frm - from
frnd - friend
fs - For Sure
fsho - for sure
fsm - flying spaghetti monster
fsob - Fucking son of a bitch
fsod - frosn screen of death
fst - fast
ft - FUCK THAT
fta - From The Article
ftb - Fuck That Bitch
ftf - face to face
ftfa - From The Fucking Article
ftfw - For the fucking win!
ftfy - Fixed that for you
ftio - fun time is over
ftk - For the Kill
ftl - For The Lose
ftlog - for the love of god
ftmfw - for the mother fucking win
ftp - file transfer protocol
ftr - For The Record
fts - fuck that shit
fttp - for the time being
ftw - For the win!
fu - fuck you
fua - fuck you all
fuah - fuck you ass hole
fub - fuck you bitch
fubah - fucked up beyond all hope
fubalm - fucked up beyond all local maintenance
fubar - fucked up beyond all recognition
fubb - fucked up beyond belief
fubh - fucked up beyond hope
fucktard - fucking retard
fuctard - fucking retard
fud - fear, uncertainty and doubt
fudie - fuck you and die
fugly - fucking ugly
fuk - fuck
fukin - fucking
fukn - fucking
fumfer - fuck you mother fucker
fuq - fuck you
fus - fuck yourself
fuu - fuck you up
fux - fuck
fuxing - fucking
fuxored - Fucked
fvck - fuck
fwb - Friends with Benefits
fwiw - for what it's worth
fxe - foxy
fxp - file exchange protocol
fy - fuck you
fya - for your attention
fyad - fuck you and die
fyb - fuck you bitch
fyc - fuck your couch
fyeo - For your eyes only
fyf - fuck your face
fyfi - For Your Fucking Information
fyi - for your information
fyl - For your Love
fym - fuck your mom
fyp - fixed your post
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Internet Slang / Slang Translation
Internet Slang / Slang Translation
*g* - grin
g/f - girlfriend
g/g - got to go
g0 - go
g1 - good one
g2/-/ - go to hell
g2bg - got to be going
g2cu - glad to see you
g2e - got to eat
g2g - got to go
g2g2tb - got to go to the bathroom
g2g2w - got to go to work
g2gb2wn - got to go back to work now
g2gn - got to go now
g2gp - got to go pee
g2gpp - got to go pee pee
g2h - go to hell
g2hb - go to hell bitch
g2p - got to pee
g2t2s - got to talk to someone
g3y - gay
g4u - good for you
g4y - good for you
g8 - gate
g@y - gay
ga - go ahead
gaf - good as fuck
gafi - get away from it
gafl - get a fucking life
gagf - go and get fucked
gah - gay ass homo
gai - gay
gaj - get a job
gal - get a life
gamez - illegally obtained games
gaoep - generally accepted office etiquette principles
gawd - god
gb - Go back
gbtw - go back to work
gbu - god bless you
gby - good bye
gcad - get cancer and die
gcf - Google Click Fraud
gd - good
gd&r - grins, ducks, and runs
gd4u - Good For You
gday - Good Day
gdby - good bye
gded - grounded
gdgd - good good
gdi - God Damn it
gdiaf - go die in a fire
gdih - Go die in hell
gdmfpos - god damn mother fucking piece of shit
gdr - grinning, ducking, running
geto - ghetto
gewd - good
gey - gay
gf - girlfriend
gfad - go fuck a duck
gfadh - go fuck a dead horse
gfam - Go Fuck A Monkey
gfas - go fuck a sheep
gfe - Girl Friend experience
gfe2e - grinning from ear to ear
gfg - good fucking game
gfi - good fucking idea
gfj - good fucking job
gfo - go fuck off
gfu - go fuck yourself
gfus - go fuck yourself
gfx - graphics
gfy - good for you
gfyd - go fuck your dad
gfym - go fuck your mom
gfys - go fuck yourself
gg - good game
gga - good game all
ggg - Go, go, go!
ggnore - good game no rematch
ggp - gotta go pee
gh - good half
ghey - gay
gigig - get it got it good
gigo - garbage in garbage out
gilf - Grandma I'd like to fuck
gim - google instant messanger
gimme - give me
gimmie - give me
gir - google it retard
gis - Google Image Search
giv - give
gj - good job
gjial - go jump in a lake
gjp - good job partner
gjsu - god just shut up
gjt - good job team
gkys - Go kill yourself
gl - good luck
gl hf - good luck, have fun
gl&hf - good luck and have fun
glbt - Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgenderd
glf - group looking for
glhf - good luck have fun
glln - Got Laid Last Night
glnhf - Good Luck and Have Fun
glty - Good luck this year
glu - girl like us
glwt - good luck with that
gm - good morning
gma - grandma
gmab - give me a break
gmabj - give me a blowjob
gmafb - give me a fucking break
gmao - Giggling my ass off
gmfao - Giggling My Fucking Ass Off
gmod - Global Moderator
gmta - great minds think alike
gmtyt - good morning to you too
gmv - Got my vote
gmybs - give me your best shot
gn - good night
gn8 - good night
gnfpwlbn - good news for people who love bad news
gngbng - gang bang
gnight - good night
gnite - good night
gnn - get naked now
gno - going to do
gnoc - get naked on cam
gnos - get naked on screen
gnr - Guns n' roses
gnrn - get naked right now
gnstdltbbb - good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite
goia - get over it already
goin - going
gok - God Only Knows
gokid - got observers - keep it decent
gol - giggle out loud
goml - get out of my life
gona - Gonna
gonna - going to
good9 - goodnite
gooh - get out of here!
goomh - get out of my head
gork - God only really knows
gow - gears of war
goya - Get Off Your Ass
goyhh - get off your high horse
gp - good point
gpb - gotta pee bad
gpwm - good point well made
gr8 - great
gr8t - great
grats - congratulations
gratz - congratulations
grfx - graphics
grillz - metal teeth
grl - girl
grog - beer
grrl - Girl
grtg - Getting ready to go
gsad - go suck a dick
gsave - global struggle against violent extremists
gsfg - Go search fucking google
gsi - go suck it
gsoh - Good Sense of Humor
gsp - get some pussy
gsta - Gangster
gt - get
gtas - go take a shit
gtb - Go To Bed
gtfa - Go The Fuck Away
gtfbtw - get the fuck back to work
gtfh - go to fucking hell
gtfo - get the fuck out
gtfon - Get the fuck out noob
gtfooh - get the fuck out of here
gtfu - grow the fuck up
gtfuotb - get the fuck up out this bitch
gtg - got to go
gtgfn - got to go for now
gtgp - got to go pee
gtgpp - got to go pee pee
gtgtb - got to go to bed
gtgtwn - Got to go to work now
gth - go to hell
gtha - go the hell away
gthb - go to hell bitch
gthmf - go to hell mothafucka
gthu - grow the heck up
gthyfah - go to hell you fucking asshole
gtk - good to know
gtn - getting
gtr - Got to run
gtty - good talking to you
gud - good
gudd - good
gurl - girl
guru - expert
gw - good work
gwm - gay white male
gwork - good work
gwrk - good work
gws - get well soon
gwytose - go waste your time on someone else
gyal - girl
gypo - Get Your Penis Out
roflmfao - rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
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h&k - hugs and kisses
h*r - homestar runner
h/e - However
h/mo - homo
h/o - hold on
h/u - hold up
h/w - homework
h2 - Halo 2
h2gtb - have to go to the bathroom
h2o - water
h4kz0r5 - hackers
h4x - Hacks
h4x0r - hacker
h4xor - hacker
h4xr - hacker
h4xx0rz - hacker
h8 - hate
h82sit - hate to say it
h8er - hater
h8r - hater
h8s - hates
h8te - hate
h8tr - hater
ha> - hacker
hafta - have to
hagd - have a good day
hagn - have a good night
hago - have a good one
hags - have a great summer
hai - hello
hait - hate
hak - here's a kiss
hakas - have a kick ass summer
hammrd - hammered
han - how about now
hav - have
hawt - hot
hawtie - hottie
hax - Hacks
hax0r - hacker
hax0red - hacked
hax0rz - Hackers
haxer - Hacker
haxor - hacker
haxoring - hacking
haxors - hackers
haxorz - hackers
haxxor - hacker
haxz0r - Hacker
haxzor - hacker
hayd - how are you doing
hb - hurry back
hbd - happy birthday
hbic - head bitch in charge
hbu - how about you
hby - how about you
hc - how come
hcihy - how can I help you
hdop - Help Delete Online Predators
heh - haha
hella - very
heya - hey
heyt - hate
heyy - hello
hf - have fun
hfn - Hell fucking no
hfs - holy fucking shit!
hg - HockeyGod
hhiadb - Holy Hole in a Donut Batman
hhok - Ha Ha Only Kidding
hi2u - hello
hi2u2 - hello to you too
hiet - height
hiik - Hell If I Know
hijack - start an off topic discussion
hith - how in the hell
hj - hand job
hl - Half-Life
hl2 - Half-Life 2
hla - Hot lesbian action
hlb - horny little bastard
hld - hold
hldn - hold on
hldon - hold on
hll - Hell
hlm - he loves me
hlp - help
hlysht - Holy shit
hmb - hold me back
hmewrk - homework
hmfic - head mother fucker in charge
hmw - homework
hmwk - homework
hng - horny net geek
ho - hold on
hoas - Hang on a second
holla - hey
homey - Friend
homie - good friend
homo - homosexual
hoopty - broke down automobile
hott - hot
howdey - hello
howz - hows
hpb - high ping bastard
hpybdy - happy birthday
hre - here
hru - how r u
hrud - how are you doing
hs - headshot
hsik - how should i know
hsr - homestar runner
hss - horse shit and splinters
hswm - Have Sex With me
htc - hit the cell
htf - how the fuck
hth - hope that helps
htr - hater
http - hyper text transfer protocol
hud - Heads Up Display
huggle - hug and cuddle
hugz - hugs
hun - honey
hv - have
hve - have
hw - homework
hw? - how?
hwg - here we go
hwga - here we go again
hwk - homework
hwmbo - he who must be obeyed
hwms - hot wild monkey sex
hxc - hardcore
hyg - here you go
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i <3 u - I love you
i c - i see
i8 - alright
i8u - i hate you
i<3 u - i love you
i<3u - I love you
iab - I Am Bored
iafh - I Am Fucking Hot
iafi - I am from India
iag - it's all good
iah - i am horny
ianabs - I am not a brain surgeon
ianacl - I am not a copyright lawyer
ianal - I am not a lawyer
ianalb - I am not a lawyer, but..
ianars - I am not a rocket scientist
ians - I am Not Sure
ianyl - I am not your lawyer
iasb - i am so bored
iatb - I am the best
iateu - i hate you
iaw - In Another Window
iawtc - I agree with this comment
iawtp - I agree with this post
ib - I'm back
ibcd - Idiot between chair & desk
ibs - Internet Bitch Slap
ibtl - In Before The Lock
ic - I see
icbi - i can't believe it
icbiwoop - I chuckled, but it was out of pity.
icbt - i can't believe that
icbu - I can't believe you
icbyst - i cant believe you said that
icgup - I can give you pleasure
icic - I See. I See
icp - insane clown posse
icsrg - I can still reach Google
ictrn - I can't talk right now
icty - i can't tell you
icu - i see you
icudk - in case you didn't know
icup - i see you pee
icw - I care why?
icwudt - I see what you did there
icydk - in csae you didn't know
icydn - in case you didn't know
id10t - idiot
idbtwdsat - i dont believe they would do such a thing
idc - I don't care
iddi - I didn't do it
idec - I don't even care
idek - I don't even know
idfc - i dont fucking care
idfk - i dont fucking know
idgac - i don't give a crap
idgad - I don't give a damn
idgaf - i don't give a fuck
idgara - I don't give a rat's ass
idgas - i don't give a shit
idgi - I don't get it
idjit - idiot
idk - I don't know
idkbibt - I don't know but I've Been Told
idke - I don't know ethier
idkh - I don't know how
idkh2s - i don't know how to spell
idkt - I don't know that
idkw - I don't know why
idkwts - I don't know what to say
idkwurta - I don't know what you are talking about.
idky - i dont know you
idkymb2 - I didn't know yoru mom blogs too
idly - I don't like you
idn - i don't know
idonno - i do not know
idop - it depends on price
idr - I dont remember
idrk - i don't really know
idrts - I don't really think so
idsw - i don't see why
idtkso - i don't think so
idts - i don't think so
idunno - i do not know
iduwym - I don't understand what you mean.
idwk - I don't wanna know
idwt - i don't want to
idwtg - I don't want to go
iebkac - issue exists between keyboard and chair
ietf - internet engineering task force
iff - if and only if
ifhy - i fucking hate you
iflu - i fucking love you
ifthtb - i find that hard to belive
ig5oi - I got 5 on it
igahp - I've got a huge penis
igalboc - I've got a lovely bunch of cocnuts
ight - alright
igkymfa - I'm gonna kick your mother fucking ass
igs - I guess so
igtgt - I got to go tinkle
igtkya - im going to kick your ass
ih2gp - I have to go pee
ih2p - i'll have to pass
ih8mls - I hate my little sister
ih8p - I hate parents
ih8u - I hate you
ih8usm - i hate you so much
ihac - I have a customer
ihat3u - I hate you
ihiwydt - I hate it when you do that
ihmp - i hate my parents
ihnfc - I have no fucking clue
ihni - i have no idea
iht - I heard that
ihtfp - I hate this fucking place
ihtgttbwijd - I have to go to the bathroom, wait I just did.
ihtp - I Have To Poop
ihu - I hate you
ihusm - i hate you so much
ihy - i hate you
ihya - i hate you all
iigh - alright
iight - alright
iirc - if I recall correctly
iistgtbtipi - If It Sounds Too Good To Be True It Probably Is
iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?
iiuc - if I understand correctly
iiw2 - is it web 2.0?
iiwii - it is what it is
ij - indide joke
ijeomk - I just ejaculated on my keybord
ijf - i just farted
ijgl - I just got laid
ijit - idiot
ijpmp - I just peed my pants
ijpms - I just pissed myself
ik - i know
iki - i know it
ikm - I know man
ikr - I know really
ikwum - I know what you meant
ikwym - i know what you mean
ilbcnu - i'll be seeing you
ilcul8r - I'll see u later
ili - i love it
ilk2fku - I would like to fuck you
ilms - I love my self
ilotibinlirl - I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life
iltf - i love to fuck
ilu - I love you
ilulafklc - I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
ilusfm - I love you so fucking much
ilusm - I love you So much
iluvya - i love you
iluwamh - i love you with all my heart
ily - i love you
ily2 - i love you too
ilykthnxbai - i love you k thanks bye
ilylafklc - i love you like a fat kid loves cake
ilylc - i love you like crazy
ilym - i love you more
ilymtyk - i love you more than you know
ilysfm - i love you so fucking much
ilysm - i love you so much
ilysmm - i love you so much more
ilysvm - i love you so very much
im - Instant Message
im'd - instant messaged
ima - I am a
imao - in my arrogant opinion
imb - I am back
imcdo - in my conceited dogmatic opinion
imed - instant messaged
imfao - In My Fucking Arrogant Opinion
imfo - in my fucking opinion
imh - I am here
imhbco - In my humble but correct opinion
imhe - in my humble experience
imho - in my humble opinion
imm - instant message me
imma - I'm going to
imnerho - In my not even remotely humble opinion
imnl - I'm not laughing
imnsho - in my not so humble opinion
imo - in my opinion
impo - In My Personal Opinion
impov - in my point of view
imsb - i am so bored
imts - I meant to say
imusm - I miss you so much
imvho - in my very humble opinion
imwtk - Inquiring minds want to know
imy - I miss you
imya - i miss you already
inbd - it's no big deal
indie - independent
inet - internet
inho - in my honest opinion
init - isn't it
inmp - it's not my problem
innit - isn't it
ino - I know
intarwebs - internet
interweb - internet
intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the post of the month
inttwmf - I am Not Typing This With My Fingers
invu - I envy you
ioh - I'm out of here
iokiya - it's ok if you are
iono - I don't know
iotd - image of the day
iou - i owe you
iow - in other words
ioya - I'd Own Your Ass
ip - internet protocol
irc - internet relay chat
irgtgbtw - I've really got to get back to work
irhtgttbr - I really have to go to the bathroom
irl - in real life
irly - I really love you
irt - in reply to
irtf - I'll return the favor
isbya - im sorry but you asked
isg - I speak geek
isianmtu - I swear I am not making this up
iso - In Search Of
isp - internet service provider
iss - im so sorry
istr - I seem to remember
itb - in the butt
itd - in the dark
ite - alright
itk - in the know
itt - in this thread
ityltk - I thought you'd like to know
itz - it's
iucmd - if you catch my drift
iukwim - if you know what i mean
iuno - i dunno
ive - i have
iw2fu - i want to fuck you
iw2mu - I WANT TO MEET U
iwbrbl@r - I will be right back later
iwc - In Which Case
iwfusb - i wanna fuck you so bad
iwhi - I would hit it
iwk - I wouldn't know
iws - i want sex
iwsn - i want sex now
iwtfu - i want to fuck you
iwtfy - i want to fuck you
iwthswy - i want to have sex with you
iwu - i want you
iwyb - I want your body
iydmma - if you don't mind me asking
iyf - In your face
iykwim - if you know what I mean
iym - I am your man
iyo - in your opinion
iyq - I like you
iz - is
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j/a - Just Asking
j/c - just curious
j/j - just joking
j/k - just kidding
j/o - jackoff
j/p - just playing
j/w - just wondering
j00 - you
j00r - your
j2luk - just to let you know
j4f - just for fun
j4g - just for grins
j4u - just for you
jalaudlm - just as long as you don't leave me
jas - just a second
jbu - just between us
jc - just curious
jcam - just checking away message
jcath - Just chilling at the house
jdfi - Just fucking do it
jebus - Jesus
jeomk - Just ejaculated on my keyboard
jfc - Jesus fucking Christ
jfdi - Just Fucking Do It!
jff - just for fun
jfg - just for giggles
jfgi - just fucking google it
jfi - just forget it
jfk - Just fucking kidding
jflts - just felt like typing something
jfr - Just for reference
jfwy - just fucking with you
jgiyn - Just google it you noob
jhm - just hold me
jic - just in case
jit - just in time
jj - just joking
jj/k - just joking
jk - just kidding
jka - just kidding around
jking - joking
jm - Just Messing
jma - just messing around
jmo - just my opinion
jms - just making sure
jom - just one minuite
joo - you
jooc - just out of curiosity
jooce - Juice
joor - your
jp - just playing
jsing - just saying
jst - just
jsuk - just so you know
jsut - just
jtlyk - just to let you know
jtoi - just thought of it
jtol - just thinking out loud
jttsiowctw - just testing to see if other websites copy this word
jtysk - just thought you should know
jumping the couch - acting strange
jus - just
juss - just
juzt - just
jw - just wondering
jyfihp - jam your finger in her pussy
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k3wl - cool
ka - Kick Ass
kafn - kill all fucking noobs
kah - kisses and hugs
kaw - kick ass work
kb - KiloBite
kek - laughing out loud
kewel - cool
kewl - cool
kfc - kentucky fried chicken
khitbash - kick her in the box and shove her
kia - Killed In Action
kicks - sneakers
kiled - killed
kinda - kind of
kir - kid in room
kis - keep it simple
kisa - knight in shining armor
kit - keep in touch
kitfo - knock it the fuck off
kiwf - Kill It With Fire
kk - ok
kkk - ku klux klan
kl - cool
kma - kiss my ass
kmao - kick my ass off
kmfa - kiss my fucking ass
kmp - kill me please
knackered - drunk
knewb - new player
knn - fuck your mother
kno - know
knw - know
kol - kiss on lips
koo - cool
kool - cool
kos - kid over shoulder
kotc - kiss on the cheek
kotl - kiss on the lips
kotor - Knights of the old republic
kots - keep on talking shit
kpc - keeping parents clueless
ks - kill steal
ktfo - knocked the fuck out
kthanxbi - Okay, thanks. Bye.
kthnxbai - Okay, thanks, bye
kthnxbye - Okay, thanks, bye
kthx - ok, thank you
kthxbai - ok thanks bye!
kthxbi - ok, thank you, goodbye
kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye
kthxbye - ok, thank you, goodbye
kthxmn - Ok Thanks Man
kthz - ok thanks
ktnx - Okay and Thanks
kuhl - cool
kutgw - Keep Up The good Work
kuwl - cool
kwim - Know What I Mean
kwis - Know what I'm saying?
kwit - quit
kwl - cool
kwtsds - Kiss where the sun don't shine
kyag - Kiss Your Ass Goodbye
kyfag - kiss your fucking ass goodbye
kyfc - keep your fingers crossed
kyko - keep your knickers on
kys - kill yourself
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l'omg - lol omg
l0lz - laugh out loud
l2p - learn to play
l2r - Learn to read
l337 - elite
l33t - elite
l4m3rz - lamers
l8 - late
l84skool - late for school
l8a - later
l8er - later
l8r - see you later
l8rs - laters
l8rz - later
l8s - later
l8t - later
l8ter - later
l8tr - later
laff - laugh
lak - love and kisses
lalol - lots and lots of laughs
lam - leave a message
lamf - like a motherfucker
lappy - Laptop
larp - live action role-play
lat - laugh at that
lata - later
lates - later
latn - laugh at the newbs
latr - Later
latwttb - laughing all the way to the bank
lau - laugh at you
lawd - lord
lawl - lauging out loud with a southern drawl
lawl'd - laughed out loud
lawled - laughed out loud
lawls - laughing out loud with a southern drawl
lawlz - laughing out loud with a southern drawl
lbr - little boy's room
ldr - Long-distance relationship
lee7 - elite
leet - elite
legit - legitimate
leik - like
leme - let me
lemme - let me
lesbo - lesbian
less than 3 - love
less than three - love
lez - Lesbian
lezbean - lesbian
lezbo - lesbian
lezzzie - lesbian
lf1m - Looking for one more
lfg - Looking for group
lfm - looking for mate
lfp - looking for pussy
lfr - Laughing for real
lgb - lesbian/gay/bisexual
lgbnaf - lets get butt naked and fuck
lgf - little green footballs
lgn - link goes nowhere
lgot - let's go out tonight
lgr - little girls room
lgs - let's go shopping!
lhao - laughing her ass off
liek - like
lifo - last in first out
ligaff - like I give a flying fuck
ligafs - like I give a flying shit
ligas - like I give a shit
lih - Laugh in head
liita - love is in the air
lik - like
lil - little
limh - laugh in my head
lirl - laughing in real life
liyf - laughing in your face
lj - live journal
lk - like
llap - live long and prosper
llol - literally laughing out loud
lm4aq - Let's meet for a quickie.
lma - leave me alone
lmamf - leave me alone mother fucker
lmao - laughing my ass off
lmaol - laughing my ass out loud
lmaomtoaoa - Laugh my ass off many times over and over again
lmaonade - laughing my ass off
lmaootf - Laughing my ass off on the floor
lmaorof - Laughing my Ass off Rolling on the floor
lmaorotf - laughing my ass off rolling on the floor
lmaowtntpm - laughing my ass off whilst trying not to piss myself
lmaoxh - laughing my ass off extremely hard
lmb - lick my balls
lmbao - laughing my black ass off
lmbfwao - laughing my big fat white ass off
lmbo - laughing my butt off
lmclao - laughing my cute little ass off
lmd - Lick My Dick
lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off
lmffo - Laughing my fucking face off
lmfho - laughing my fucking head off
lmfpo - laughing my fucking pussy off
lmfto - laughing my fuckin tits off
lmgdao - Laughing My God Damn Ass Off
lmhao - laughing my hairy ass off
lmho - laughing my heiny off
lmip - LETS MEET IN PERSON
lmirl - Let's meet in real life
lmk - let me know
lmmfao - laughing my mother fucking ass off
lmmfaos - laughing my mother fucking ass off silly
lmmfas - laugh my mother fuckin ass off
lmmffao - laughing my mother fucking fat ass off
lmo - Leave Me One
lmoao - Laughing my Other Ass Off
lmp - lick my pussy
lmpo - laughing my panties off
lms - leave me some
lmsao - laughing my sexy ass off
lmso - laughing my socks off
lmtfa - leave me the fuck alone
lmto - laughing my tits off
lmtus - let me tell you something
ln - last name
lnk - Link
lobfl - Laugh Out Bloody Fucking Loud
lof - Laughing on floor
lofi - uncool
lofl - laugh out fucking loud
lol - laughing out loud
lol'd - laughed out loud
lol@u - Laugh out loud at you
lolarotf - laughing out loud and rolling on the floor
lolcano - laugh out loud
lolcity - the whole city laughs out loud
lold - laughed out loud
lolees - laugh out loud
lolerz - laugh out loud
lolin - laughing out loud
lollam - Laughing Out Loud Like A Maniac
lollercaust - an extreme event of hilarity
lollercoaster - laugh out loud (a lot)
lollerskates - laughing out loud
lolm - laugh out loud man
loln - laught out loud... not
lolngs - laghing out loud never gonna stop
lolocost - laugh out loud
lolol - saying "lol" out loud
lololz - laugh out loud
lolpimp - Laughing out loud peeing in my pants
lolrof - Laughing out loud while rolling on the floor.
lolrotf - laughing out loud rolling on the floor
lols - laugh out loud
lolz - laugh out loud
loml - love of my life
lomy - love of my life
loti - laughing on the inside
lotr - lord of the rings
lov - love
loxen - laughing out loud
loxxen - laughing out loud
lozer - loser
lpb - low ping bastard
lpiaw - Large Penis is always welcome
lpms - life pretty much sucks
lqtm - Laugh quietly to myself
lqtms - Laughing quietly to myself
lqts - laughing quietly to self
lrfl - Laughing really fucking loud
lrh - laughing really hard
lrqtms - laughing really quietly to myself
lshismp - laughed so hard I shit my pants
lshiwms - laughing so hard I wet myself
lsr - loser
lsudi - Lets see you do it
ltip - laughting until I puke
ltms - Laughing to my self
ltnc - Long time no see
ltns - long time no see
ltnsoh - Long time, no see or hear
ltp - Lay the pipe
ltr - later
lttpot - laughing to the point of tears
ltw - Lead The Way
lu2 - love you too
lu4l - love you for life
lub - laugh under breath
lug - lesbian until graduation
lul - love you lots
lulab - Love you like a brother
lulas - Love You Like a Sister
lulz - Laughing out loud.
lurker - one who reads but doesn't reply
luser - user who is a loser
luv - love
luver - lover
luvv - love
lv - love
lvl - level
lvn - loving
lvya - love you
lwih - look what I have
ly - love you
lyaab - Love you as a brother
lyaaf - Love you as a friend
lyao - laugh your ass off
lybo - laugh your butt off
lyfe - life
lyk - like
lyk3 - like
lyke - like
lyl - love you lots
lylab - love you like a brother
lylaba - love u like a brother always
lylad - love you like a dad
lylafklc - love you like a fat kid loves cake
lylam - love you like a mom
lylas - I love you like a sister
lylasa - love u like a sister always
lylno - Love you like no other
lyls - love you lots
lymi - love you mean it
lysm - love you so much
lyt - love you too
lzr - loser
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Internet Slang
Internet Slang
Internet Slangs / No Slang
u iz a 304 - you is a hoe
u'd - you would
u'll - you will
u'r - you're
u'v - you have
u've - You've
u/l - upload
u/n - username
u2 - You too
u2u - up to you
u4i - up for it
ua - user agreement
uaaaa - Universal Association Against Acronym Abuse
uat - User Acceptance Testing
ub3r - super
uber - over
uctaodnt - you can't teach an old dog new tricks
uds - you dumb shit
udwk - you don't want to know
udy - you done yet
ufab - ugly fat ass bitch
ufia - unsolicited finger in the anus
ufic - Unsolicited Finger in Chili
ufmf - you funny mother fucker
ugba - you gay bitch ass
ugtr - you got that right
uhab - you have a blog
uhems - you hardly ever make sense
ui - User Interface
ujds - u just did shit
ul - unlucky
umfriend - sexual partner
un2bo - you need to back off
uom - You owe me
upcia - unsolicited pool cue in anus
upia - unsolicited pencil in anus
upw - unidentified party wound
ur - your
ur2g - you are too good
ura - you are a
uradrk - you're a dork
uraqt - you are a cutie
ure - you are
urg - you are gay
urs - yours
ursab - you are such a bitch
ursdf - you are so damn fine
ursg - you are so gay
ursh - you are so hot
urssb - you are so sexy baby
urstpid - you are stupid
urtb - you are the best
urtbitw - You are the best in the world!
urtw - you are the worst
urw - you are weird
uryyfm - you are too wise for me
ussr - The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
usuk - You Suck
usux - you suck
ut - unreal tournament
utfs - Use the fucking search
uttm - you talking to me?
uve - You've
uw - you're welcome
uya - up your ass
uyab - up your ass bitch
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vag - vagina
vb - visual basic
vbeg - very big evil grin
vbg - very big grin
vfe - Virgins 4 ever
vff - Verry Fucking Funny
vfm - value for money
vgh - Very good hand
vgl - very good looking
vid - Video
vids - Videos
vip - very important person
vlog - video log
vn - very nice
vnh - Very nice hand
voip - voice over ip
vry - very
vwd - very well done
vweg - very wicked evil grin
vzit - visit
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w.b.s. - Write Back Soon
w.e - Whatever
w.e. - whatever
w/ - with
w/b - write back
w/e - whatever
w/end - weekend
w/eva - whatever
w/o - with out
w/out - without
w/u - with you
w00t - woohoo
w012d - word
w2g - Way to go
w8 - wait
w8am - wait a minute
w8ing - waiting
w8ter - waiter
w? - what?
wab - what a bitch
wad - without a doubt
wad ^ - what's up?
wadr - with all due respect
waf - weird as fuck
wafda - What a Fucking Dumb Ass
wafl - what a fucking loser
wafm - wait a fucking minute
wafn - what a fucken noob
wai - what an idiot
walstib - what a long strange trip it's been
wam - wait a minute
wamh - with all my heart
wan2tlk - Want to talk
wana - want to
wanafuk - wanna fuck
wanker - masturbater
wanking - Masturbating
wanna - want to
warez - illegally obtained software
wassup - what's up?
wasup - What's Up
was^ - What's Up
wat - what
wat's^ - Whats Up
watev - whatever
wateva - whatever
watevr - whatever
watevs - whatever
wats - whats
wats ^ - whats up
wats^ - what's up?
watz ^ - What's up
wauo - why are u oooing
wau^2 - what are you up to?
waw - what a whore
way? - what about you?
wayd - what are you doing
wayg? - where are you going?
wayh - why are you here
waysw - Why are you so weird
wayt - What are you thinking?
wayut - what are you up to
waz - what is
waz ^ - what's up
wazz - what's
wazza - what's up
waz^ - what's up?
wb - welcome back
wbagnfarb - would be a good name for a rock band
wbp - Welcome Back Partner
wbs - write back soon
wbu - what about you
wc - who cares
wc3 - Warcraft III
wcw - webcam whore
wd - well done
wdhlm - why doesnt he love me?
wdtm - what does that mean
wdum - what do you mean
wdut - what do you think?
wdutom - what do you think of me
wduwta - what do you wanna talk about
wdwdn - what do we do now
wdwgw? - where did we go wrong?
wdydt - why do you do that
wdye - What do you expect
wdys - What did you say
wdyt - what do you think
wdytia - who do you think i am?
wdyw - what do you want
wdywtdt - Why Do You Want To Do That?
webby - webcam
weg - wicked evil grin
wen - when
werkz - works
wev - Whatever
weve - what ever
wevr - whatever
wfh - Working From Home
wfhw - what's for homework
wfyb - whatever floats your boat
wg - wicked gril
wgaf - Who gives a fuck
wgasa - who gives a shit anyway
wgph2 - Want to go play Halo 2?
wha - what?
whaletail - thong
whatev - whatever
whatevs - whatever
whats ^ - whats up
what^ - what's up?
whf - Wanna have fun?
whit - with
whodi - friend
whr - where
whs - wanna have sex
wht - What
whteva - what ever
whtvr - whatever
wht^ - what up
wid - with
widout - without
wif - With
wilco - will comply
wio - without
wip - Work In progress
wit - with
wit? - who is this?
witcha - with you
witfp - What is the fucking point
witu - with you
witw - what in the world
witwu - who is there with you
witwwyt - what in the world were you thinking
wiv - with
wiwt - wish i was there
wjwd - What Jesus Would Do
wkd - wicked
wl - will
wlcm - welcome
wld - would
wmao - working my ass off
wn? - when?
wnkr - wanker
wntd - what not to do
wochit - watch it
woft - Waste of fucking time
wogge - what on god's green earth?
wogs - waste of good sperm
wombat - waste of money, brains, and time
woot - woohoo
wot - what
wotw - word of the week
wowzers - wow
woz - was
wp - wrong person
wpe - worst president ever (Bush)
wrdo - weirdo
wrgaf - Who really gives a fuck?
wrk - work
wrt - with regard to
wrtg - writing
wrthls - Worthless
wru - where are you
wrud - what are you doing
wsb - wanna cyber?
wshtf - when shit hits the fan
wsi - why should I
wtb - Want to buy
wtbd - what's the big deal
wtbh - What the bloody hell
wtc - what the crap
wtd - what the deuce
wtf - what the fuck
wtfaud - what the fuck are you doing?
wtfay? - who the fuck are you?
wtfayta - What the Fuck are you talking about?
wtfb - what the fuck bitch
wtfbs - What the fuck bull shit
wtfdik - what the fuck do i know
wtfduw - What the fuck do you want?
wtfdyw - what the fuck do you want
wtfe - What The Fuck Ever
wtfever - what the fuck ever
wtfh - what the fucking hell
wtfhwt - what the fucking hell was that
wtfigo - what the fuck is going on
wtfits - what the fuck is this shit
wtfiuwy - what the fuck is up with you
wtfiwwu - what the fuck is wrong with you
wtfiwwy - what the fuck is wrong with you
wtfiyp - what the fuck is your problem
wtfm - what the fuck, mate?
wtfru - what the fuck are you
wtfrud - What the fuck are you doing?
wtfruo - what the fuck are you on?
wtfs - what the fucking shit?
wtful - What the fuck you loser
wtfwjd - what the fuck would jesus do
wtfwt - what the fuck was that
wtfwtf - what the fuck was that for?
wtg - way to go
wtgp - Want to go Private
wth - what the heck
wtharud? - what the heck are you doing?
wthhyb - where the hell have you been?
wthigo - what the hell is going on
wthiwwu - What the hell is wrong with you
wthru? - Who the heck are you?
wths - want to have sex
wthwt - what the hell was that?
wtiiot - What time is it over there?
wtityb - whatever, tell it to your blog
wtly - Welcome to last year
wtmi - way too much information
wtp - where's the party
wts - want to sell
wtt - want to trade
wtv - Whatever
wtva - whatever
wtvr - whatever
wtwr - well that was random
wu - what's up?
wu? - what's up?
wub - love
wubmgf - Will You Be My Girlfriend?
wubu2 - what you been up to
wud - would
wugowm - will you go out with me
wula - what you looking at?
wuny - wait until next year
wussup - What is up?
wut - what
wuteva - whatever
wuts - what is
wutup - What's Up
wuu2 - what you up too
wuu2? - what you up to?
wuv - love
wuwh - Wish you were here
wuwt - what's up with that
wuwtab - what do you want to talk about
wuwtb - what do you want to talk about
wuwu - what up with you
wuz - was
wuza - what's up
wwcnd - What would Chuck Norris do
wwdhd - What would David Hasselhoff do
wwjd - what would jesus do?
wwtf - what was that for
www - world wide web
wwycm - when will you call me
wy - Why?
wyas - wow you are stupid
wybts? - were you born this sexy?
wyd - what are you doing
wygam - When you get a minute
wyhi - Would You Hit It?
wyhswm - would you have sex with me
wyltk - wouldn't you like to know
wylym - Watch Your Language Young Man
wym - What You Mean?
wyp - what's your problem?
wypsu - will you please shut up
wys - wow you're stupid
wysiayg - what you see is all you get
wysitwirl - what you see is totally worthless in real life
wysiwyg - what you see is what you get
wywh - wish you were here
wywo - while you were out
w\e - whatever
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x treme - extreme
xb36t - Xbox 360
xbf - ex-boyfriend
xbl - xbox live
xcpt - except
xd - extreme droll
xgf - exgirlfriend
xing - crossing
xit - Exit
xlnt - Excellent
xmas - christmas
xoac - Christ on a crutch
xor - hacker
xover - crossover
xoxo - hugs and kisses
xplaned - explained
xs - excess
xtra - extra
xtreme - extreme
xyz - examine your zipper
xyzpdq - Examine Your Zipper Pretty Darn Quick
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y w - you're welcome
y/o - Years Old
y00 - you
y2b - Youtube
y2k - year 2000
y? - why?
ya - yeah
yaafm - You Are A Fucking Moron
yaai - You are an idiot
yaf - you're a fag
yafi - you're a fucking idiot
yag - you are gay
yall - you all
yapa - yet another pointless acronym
yarly - yeah really
yasfg - you are so fucking gay
yasg - you are so gay
yaw - you are welcome
ybs - you'll be sorry
ycliu - You could look it up
yctwuw - you can think what you want
ydpos - you dumb piece of shit
ydufc - Why do fucking care?
yea - yeah
yer - you're
yermom - your mother
yew - you
yfi - you fucking idiot
ygg - you go girl
ygm - You Got Mail
ygp - you got punked!
ygpm - you've got a private message
ygtbkm - you got to be kidding me
ygtsr - you got that shit right
yh - yeah
yhbt - you've been trolled
yhf - you have failed
yhl - you have lost
yhpm - you have a private messge
yid - yes, I do
yim - yahoo instant messenger
yiwtgo - Yes, I want to go private
yk - you kidding
yki - You know it
ykisa - Your knight in shining armor
ykn - you know nothing
ykwya - you know who you are
ylb - you little bitch
ym - your mom
ymbkm - you must be kidding me
ymfp - Your Most Favorite Person
ymgtc - Your Mom Goes To college
ymiaw - your mom is a whore
ymislidi - you make it sound like i did it
ymmv - your mileage may vary
yng - young
ynk - you never know
ynw - you know what
yomank - you owe me a new keyboard
yooh - you
yor - your
youngin - young person
ypmf - you pissed me off
ypmo - you piss me off
ypom? - your place or mine?
yr - year
yrms - You Rock My Socks
yrs - years
yrss - you are so sexy
ys - you suck
ysa - You Suck Ass
ysal - you suck at life
ysati - you suck at the internet
ysf - you stupid fuck
ysitm - your shirt is too small
yss - you stupid shit
yt - You there?
ytf - why the fuck
ythwudt - Why the hell would you do that
ytis - You think I'm special?
ytm - you tell me
ytmnd - You're the man now, dog!
yua - you ugly ass
yuo - you
yup - yes
yur - your
yvw - you're very welcome
yw - you're welcome
ywapom - you want a piece of me?
ywia - You're welcome in advance
yws - you want sex
ywud - yo whats up dude
yysw - yeah, yeah, sure, whatever
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z'omg - Oh my God
zex - sex
zh - Zero Hour
zig - cigarette
zomg - Oh my God
zomgzorrz - oh my god
zoot - woohoo
zot - Zero Tolerance
zup - what's up?
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lol (Laugh Out Loud/Laughing out loudly)
lmao (Laughing My Ass Off)
rofl (Roll On Floor Laughing. Sometimes "rofl" and "lmao" are combined into "roflmao")
omg (Oh My God, sometimes "omfg" making: Oh My Fucking God)
sec (Just a second)
iirc (If I Remember Correctly)
afk (Away From Keyboard)
g2g (Got To Go, and sometimes Good To Go)
brb (Be Right Back)
btw (By The Way)
log (Log Off)
bio (Rest Room ex. "afk bio")
ftw (For the Win)
ne1 (anyone)
wtf (What The Fuck?)
stfu (Shut The Fuck Up)
ttyl (Talk To You Later)
jk (Just Kidding)
k (Okay)
kk (Okay)
imo (In My Opinion)
imho (In My Honest Opinion, In My Humble Opinion)
gtfo (Get The F*ck Out)
l2p (Learn To Play)
gg (Good Game; wishing someone a good game or, sarcastically, mocking someone who lost)
gl (Good Luck)
hf (Have Fun)
bff (Best Friends Forever)
Internet Slang
Internet Slangs
- AFAIC — "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."
- AFAIK — "as far as I know"
- AFAIR — "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"
- AFK — "away from keyboard"
- ASAP — "as soon as possible"
- BBL — "be back later"
- BBS — "be back soon"
- BFD — "big fucking deal"
- BRB — "be right back" (usually used in chats and on an instant messenger service).
- BTW — "by the way"
- B2B — "Business to Business"
- C&V — Chapter & Verse. Used in newsgroups.
- C|N>K — a Unix -ism meaning "coffee through nose into keyboard"
- cya — "see you", used as a goodbye.
- CU — "see you", used as a goodbye.
- CYS — "Check your settings". A phrase often said by technical support staff of a certain Australian ISP.
- FAQ — "Frequently Asked Question"
- FFS — "for fuck's sake!"
- FOAF — "friend of a friend", i.e. the dubious attribution given to urban legends
- FYI — "for your information"
- G2G — "got to go". Used in chatrooms.
- GAGF — "go and get fucked"
- GFY — "good for you" or "go fuck yourself". The use of this acronym is ambigious and not recommended.
- GG — "good going" or "good game". Used sincerely in online games such as trivia, but more often used sarcastically when someone has done something foolish. Also, it is now becoming customary for all players to say "gg" when the game is over in such games as Counter-Strike , unless a player is profoundly displeased with the outcome.
- GJ — Good Job
- HAND — "have a nice day"
- HTH — "hope this helps"
- IANAL — "I am not a lawyer". Usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.
- IANARS — "I am not a rocket scientist"
- IC — "I see", also, "in character" in MUDs and role-playing games .
ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "In case you didn't know." - IIRC — "if I recall correctly" c.f. ISTR
- IMHO — "in my humble opinion" / "in my honest opinion"
- IMO — "in my opinion"
- IMNSHO — "in my not-so-humble opinion"
- IRC — "Internet Relay Chat"
- IRL - "in real life". Used in MUD settings.
- ISTR — "I seem to recall" (i.e. I'm not really sure) c.f. IIRC
- IYDMMA — "if you don't mind me asking", for ex., "IYDMMA, are you a virgin?"
- JJ or JK (j/k) — "just joking", "just kidding"
- Joo — synonym of you. Also spelled j00 with a lower case j and two zeroes rather than two O's.
- JOOC — "just out of curiosity"
- k — short for "OK"
- l8 — a shorthand spelling of "late".
- l8r — a shorthand spelling of "later", meaning "see you later" (see leet )
LIEK — synonym of like, as in "I like that website". - LMAO — "laughing my ass off"
- LOL — "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs" (a reply to something amusing)
- MYOB — "mind your own business"
- NM (n/m) — "never mind" or "not much"
- NOYB — "none of your business"
- NP — "No Problem"
- NSFW — "Not safe for work." Material (pictures, webpages) not suitable for the office, but for the home instead. Used by Fark . See SFW.
- NT — "No Text", used on Internet forums or Usenet to indicate that a post has no content
- O — "oh"
- OIC — "oh