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Indian Stock Exchange again in upward direction. Nifty reaches near to 6K ( 6000 mark), while BSE again hit 20K mark ( 20,000)

This may be due to US Federal Reserve cut interest rate by 25 basis points. And this is the second rate cut this year ( according to some sources). Abd due to this reason ( may be ) FIIs money inflow in the Indian market, a factor to increase in Indian stock exchange.

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Today ( 29th October 2007 ) BSE creates a new history of Indian stocjk exchange. Reaches 20000 mark, a record high and Indian rupee once again became stronger with respect to US Dollar. A new milestone created today. BSE Sensex - 20,024.87 ( New High)

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Bomaby Stock Exchange reached 19200 mark, amazing !!!!.

After new participatory note ( PN) comes to check hedge funds and funds of terrorist. Stock exchange is soaring. SEBI clarifies no evidence of terrorist money in stock marker.

And to check hedge funds, permanent registration is made to compulsory earlier renewal it to every three years, not to stop FII activities.

This message has been taken with big hand by investors.

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Indian Economy Creates a New History BSE ( Bombay Stock Exchange) crosses 19000 mark, targeting 20000 amazing !!!!! Rupee closes at record high against US Dollar at 39.31 Indian is best destination to invest money. Indian economy is rising with respect to most of the world economies due to large inflow of foreign currencies to India. India becomes office to world. IT/ITES Services creates amazing wonder, now its time for KPO ( Knowledge Process Outsourciing) like - Biotechnology , Research , and other knowledge processing industry. As in past - first man is creating communication like language, expression. Same happens in terms of IT ( Inforamation Technology). If India rise in terms of IT ( spreading IT to its villages), acquiring more energy capacity (Nuclear , Wind Energy to generate more electricity etc), Provide corruption less services like no beuracracy then Indian economy goes to its full strength.

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 Why Women Cry  

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
 
God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry he! r husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

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Dost Suraj jaisa nahin jo raat ko Chala jaye........
Dost Chand jaisa bhi nahin jo Din mein dikhai na de........
Dost to Anshu jaise hote hain jo khusi aur gum donon mein dikhai dein...................

Jindagi main,
Kuchh lamhe khaas ban gaye,
Mile to mulakat ban gaye,
Bichhade to yaad ban gaye,
Aur jo dil se naa gaye,
Wo aap ban gaye...

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What do u have ???? Tumhare Paas Kya Hai ??? 

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the
cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch
nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...

naam hai..........,

shohrat hai.........,

paisa hai............

Izzat Hai.............,

tumhare paas kya hai?

Scroll down to find out his answer

Don't think that he answered like Shashi Kapoor of Deewar ki "Mere

paas Maa hain"

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Canteen boy - Sa'ab mere paas bahut KAAM hai....

Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.......

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1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. 4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. 7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR. 8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. 9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. 10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. 11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake. 12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

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Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front Of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he Never told a lie. "And whose clock is that?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands Have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his Entire life." Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?" Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a Ceiling fan".

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When you are in light, Everything will follow you...... But when you enter dark, Even your shadow will not follow you...... This is LIFE !!!

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Hardwork is like the stairs, luck is like a lift ; Lify may fail sometimes but whatever may be the occassion, stairs will always take you to the TOP

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How do you differentiate between programmers and non-programmers? A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer. /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club. Somu : public member or private? /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong? Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software. /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ THIS ONE IS TOO GOO D !!! PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..? Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference. /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer... Somu : how do you say that? Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address! /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue? Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market! /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive.. Somu : How do you say that? Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea . /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/

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