Leave application
Leave application
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: -
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
Amazing Must Read - Moral of the Day
The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar?"
The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.
Shiv Khera Winners dont't do different things. They do things differently
Shiv Khera Winners dont't do different things. They do things differently
From washing cars and selling life insurance in the USA 30 years ago, Shiv Khera has come a long way. His multi-million dollar empire was built from scratch with sheer grit and he exemplifies his motivational trademark signature-line: 'Winners don't do different things, they do things differently.' His greatest claim to fame is in his pioneering work in this field, both in the USA and in India .
Shiv Khera talks of his background as the grandson of a man who owned collieries in Dhanbad before they were nationalized. With disarming candor, Khera says that he failed in class ten and barely made it as a commerce graduate. He talks of his failures, and of the effort that went into his eventual success. He speaks of his struggle to find a footing in Canada and the USA before he met Norman Vincent Peale whose motivational teaching changed his life forever.
Khera's book, You Can Win, an international bestseller, is an intelligently created motivational tool. One cannot but admire a man for walking his talk, for living his lectures, for having been there before acting as a catalyst to show you the way. He is a celebrity and the adulation that people shower on him is mind-boggling. Qualified Learning Systems, Khera's flagship organization, charges phenomenal amounts of money to conduct corporate workshops and companies willingly pay to hear him speak.
''It is high time that people took a stand,'' says Khera, ''those who are indifferent to injustice are as much to blame as the perpetrators. We have to become responsible, we cannot ignore our neighbor's plight, we must get involved.''
He says that we must make a clear distinction between detached action and indifferent noninvolvement. He is very firm in his belief that we all need to note our social responsibility alongside our personal duties. Discipline is high on his agenda of self-development, as are self-esteem and a winner's attitude. He gives a comprehensive list of attitudes that winners and losers have. Examples: 'Winners see the potential; losers see the past. Winners see the gain; losers see the pain. The winner is always part of the answer; the loser is always a part of the problem.'
Defining the winning edge, Khera says: ''In order to get the winning edge, we need to strive for excellence, not perfection. Striving for perfection is neurotic, striving for excellence is progress.'' His definition of success is: ''Knowing you have done a job well and have achieved your objective. Success is not measured by our position in life but by the obstacles we overcame to get there. People who have overcome obstacles are more secure than those who have never faced them.'' You Can Win relates an English proverb that says: ''A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.'' Everything is difficult before it becomes easy.
Shiv Khera is a winner. He has a veritable who's who list of corporate clients including a number of diplomats who swear by his teaching methods. He divides his time between workshops in India, Singapore and the USA.
Dont Miss - Sometings Very Essential & Effective - Read Till End - For your Benefit !!
Health - Its Your About Your & Your Lovedone's Wellness
Answer the phone by LEFTear.
Do not drink coffee TWICEa day.
Do not take pills with COLDwater.
Do not have HUGEmeals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILYfood you consume.
Drink more WATERin the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONGperiod of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pmat night to 6amin the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicinebefore sleeping.
When battery is down to the LASTgrid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.
Forward this to those whom you CARE about!
Here are some healthy tip for your smartness & physical fitness. Prevention is better than cure.HEALTHY JUICES
Legal Illegal Logical Illogical
Legal Illegal Logical Illogical
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question.
If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Advice for Free .For Men and For Women ONLY.
Advice for Free .For Men and For Women ONLY.
Enjoy the guru-mantras…
For Men:
Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma’s cooking with
your wife’s! There is no faster way to dig your own
grave than that! Please understand that your
mom’s cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of
experience….don’t expect that from your wife whose
hardly into the process! What if she were to compare
your earning capacity with her dad’s!!! So
shshshhhhh….!!!
Rule.No.2: Never go out of your way to please the lady
with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your
engagement period. If ever you do, please follow it up
post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15
minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time
with her, how dare you forget her birthday post -
marriage, even after you are given the broadest of
hints by her! Remember expectations always double…
ever heard of them being halved ???
Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then,
verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies
and Archies gift cards for? Don’t sit there like the
Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of
course she will do it but everyone likes to be
appreciated and pampered!!!!
Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or
complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a
strict NO-NO !! You got into it with your eyes wide
open, brimming with enthusiasm !! No one ever pushed
you into it! So why this drama now!
Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and
stand up by them!! Consult your parents for advice but
realize that you are grown up enough to lead your
life! Respect your partner’s views at all times!
Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life
with you!!
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For Women
1. Don’t expect too much from him. Less the
expectations lesser the disappointments.
2. Don’t ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a
day when there is an interesting match going on.
REMEMBER SPORTS is more important to him than
anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils your
life…!
3. Over Emotions, Sentiments… Woha… What are
these? Tears are not going to give any results either.
It’s just a temp. attention tht u get. No one likes
Cry Babies m Whining Wifes.
4. Never dare to cross with his mother. Even if he
says "My Mom’s cooking is the best. U are nothing in
front of her." take it easily with a smile. Tell him
tht u are learning from his mother and will try to do
it better. U are not gonna lose anything!
5. Try to know his friends and understand that they
are also part of his world. Allow him to spend few
weekends or occasional night out parties with his
friends. But at the same time make sure that u get u r
due importance! It must not be that he roams around
with his friends forgetting that you exist at home.
6. Don’t start fighting for silly things. Forgetting
birthdays and Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men
are not blessed with infinite and non-volatile RAM for
storing everything in main memory. If you are very
particular about present gifts n parties on u r
birthdays n anniversaries, make sure u remind them
well in advance by some means (I know it sounds
stupid. But if u are so particular, Do it for u r own
good)
7. Take him for your shopping only if he’s interested.
If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree
purchase, Better go with your friends/go alone. He is
better at office/home watching anything.
8. Give him importance always. Show due care and
affection. That’s the only way to win a guy’s mind.
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
Today's Professional Management FUNDAS
1."We will do it" means "You will do it"
2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"
3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"
4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"
5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"
6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"
7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"
8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"
9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."
10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"
11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"
12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"
13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"
14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."
15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"
16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"
17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"
Girlfriend and wife
Girlfriend and wife
1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..
2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....
3. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!...
5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!...
6. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women...
7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...
8. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!....
10. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail
Golden Globe 2009 Awards
Here goes list of Golden Globe Award Winners .. There’s 3 names at bottom of the list which makes India on top of the Golden Globe 2009 Awards
# Kate Winslet wins Best Supporting Actress in a motion picture for ‘The Reader’
# Bruce Springsteen wins Best original Song-Motion Picture for ‘The Wrestler’
# Tom Wilkinson wins Best Supporting Actor Mini Series for ‘John Adams’
# Laura Dern wins Best Supporting Actress in Mini Series for ‘Recount’
# Heath Ledger wins Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture for ‘The Dark Night’
# Waltz With Bashir (Israel) wins Best Foreign Language Film award
# Wall-E wins Best Animated Feature Film award
# Anna Paquin wins Best Actress in a TV Series - Drama for true Blood
# Simon Beaufoy wins Best Screenplay for Slumdog Millionaire
# A R Rahman wins Best Original Music Score for Slumdog Millionaire
# Danny Boyle wins Best Motion Picture, Best Director for Slumdog Millionaire
3 Monkey : Amazing Joke
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey.
The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the monkey on the left cost $ 500.00,
Why does that one cost so much? asked the shopper.
The owner says well the monkey knows how to use a computer.
The man then asks about the next monkey and was told that this one cost $1000.00 because it can do everything the other monkey can do plus he knows the Unix operating system.
Naturally the increasingly startled man asks about the third monkey to be told that it costs $ 2000.00 .
Needles to say this begs the question.
What can it do?
To which the owner replies:
"To be honest I have never seen him do a thing but the other two call him BOSS"