Internet Slang
Internet Slangs / No Slang
u iz a 304 - you is a hoe
u'd - you would
u'll - you will
u'r - you're
u'v - you have
u've - You've
u/l - upload
u/n - username
u2 - You too
u2u - up to you
u4i - up for it
ua - user agreement
uaaaa - Universal Association Against Acronym Abuse
uat - User Acceptance Testing
ub3r - super
uber - over
uctaodnt - you can't teach an old dog new tricks
uds - you dumb shit
udwk - you don't want to know
udy - you done yet
ufab - ugly fat ass bitch
ufia - unsolicited finger in the anus
ufic - Unsolicited Finger in Chili
ufmf - you funny mother fucker
ugba - you gay bitch ass
ugtr - you got that right
uhab - you have a blog
uhems - you hardly ever make sense
ui - User Interface
ujds - u just did shit
ul - unlucky
umfriend - sexual partner
un2bo - you need to back off
uom - You owe me
upcia - unsolicited pool cue in anus
upia - unsolicited pencil in anus
upw - unidentified party wound
ur - your
ur2g - you are too good
ura - you are a
uradrk - you're a dork
uraqt - you are a cutie
ure - you are
urg - you are gay
urs - yours
ursab - you are such a bitch
ursdf - you are so damn fine
ursg - you are so gay
ursh - you are so hot
urssb - you are so sexy baby
urstpid - you are stupid
urtb - you are the best
urtbitw - You are the best in the world!
urtw - you are the worst
urw - you are weird
uryyfm - you are too wise for me
ussr - The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
usuk - You Suck
usux - you suck
ut - unreal tournament
utfs - Use the fucking search
uttm - you talking to me?
uve - You've
uw - you're welcome
uya - up your ass
uyab - up your ass bitch
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vag - vagina
vb - visual basic
vbeg - very big evil grin
vbg - very big grin
vfe - Virgins 4 ever
vff - Verry Fucking Funny
vfm - value for money
vgh - Very good hand
vgl - very good looking
vid - Video
vids - Videos
vip - very important person
vlog - video log
vn - very nice
vnh - Very nice hand
voip - voice over ip
vry - very
vwd - very well done
vweg - very wicked evil grin
vzit - visit
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w.b.s. - Write Back Soon
w.e - Whatever
w.e. - whatever
w/ - with
w/b - write back
w/e - whatever
w/end - weekend
w/eva - whatever
w/o - with out
w/out - without
w/u - with you
w00t - woohoo
w012d - word
w2g - Way to go
w8 - wait
w8am - wait a minute
w8ing - waiting
w8ter - waiter
w? - what?
wab - what a bitch
wad - without a doubt
wad ^ - what's up?
wadr - with all due respect
waf - weird as fuck
wafda - What a Fucking Dumb Ass
wafl - what a fucking loser
wafm - wait a fucking minute
wafn - what a fucken noob
wai - what an idiot
walstib - what a long strange trip it's been
wam - wait a minute
wamh - with all my heart
wan2tlk - Want to talk
wana - want to
wanafuk - wanna fuck
wanker - masturbater
wanking - Masturbating
wanna - want to
warez - illegally obtained software
wassup - what's up?
wasup - What's Up
was^ - What's Up
wat - what
wat's^ - Whats Up
watev - whatever
wateva - whatever
watevr - whatever
watevs - whatever
wats - whats
wats ^ - whats up
wats^ - what's up?
watz ^ - What's up
wauo - why are u oooing
wau^2 - what are you up to?
waw - what a whore
way? - what about you?
wayd - what are you doing
wayg? - where are you going?
wayh - why are you here
waysw - Why are you so weird
wayt - What are you thinking?
wayut - what are you up to
waz - what is
waz ^ - what's up
wazz - what's
wazza - what's up
waz^ - what's up?
wb - welcome back
wbagnfarb - would be a good name for a rock band
wbp - Welcome Back Partner
wbs - write back soon
wbu - what about you
wc - who cares
wc3 - Warcraft III
wcw - webcam whore
wd - well done
wdhlm - why doesnt he love me?
wdtm - what does that mean
wdum - what do you mean
wdut - what do you think?
wdutom - what do you think of me
wduwta - what do you wanna talk about
wdwdn - what do we do now
wdwgw? - where did we go wrong?
wdydt - why do you do that
wdye - What do you expect
wdys - What did you say
wdyt - what do you think
wdytia - who do you think i am?
wdyw - what do you want
wdywtdt - Why Do You Want To Do That?
webby - webcam
weg - wicked evil grin
wen - when
werkz - works
wev - Whatever
weve - what ever
wevr - whatever
wfh - Working From Home
wfhw - what's for homework
wfyb - whatever floats your boat
wg - wicked gril
wgaf - Who gives a fuck
wgasa - who gives a shit anyway
wgph2 - Want to go play Halo 2?
wha - what?
whaletail - thong
whatev - whatever
whatevs - whatever
whats ^ - whats up
what^ - what's up?
whf - Wanna have fun?
whit - with
whodi - friend
whr - where
whs - wanna have sex
wht - What
whteva - what ever
whtvr - whatever
wht^ - what up
wid - with
widout - without
wif - With
wilco - will comply
wio - without
wip - Work In progress
wit - with
wit? - who is this?
witcha - with you
witfp - What is the fucking point
witu - with you
witw - what in the world
witwu - who is there with you
witwwyt - what in the world were you thinking
wiv - with
wiwt - wish i was there
wjwd - What Jesus Would Do
wkd - wicked
wl - will
wlcm - welcome
wld - would
wmao - working my ass off
wn? - when?
wnkr - wanker
wntd - what not to do
wochit - watch it
woft - Waste of fucking time
wogge - what on god's green earth?
wogs - waste of good sperm
wombat - waste of money, brains, and time
woot - woohoo
wot - what
wotw - word of the week
wowzers - wow
woz - was
wp - wrong person
wpe - worst president ever (Bush)
wrdo - weirdo
wrgaf - Who really gives a fuck?
wrk - work
wrt - with regard to
wrtg - writing
wrthls - Worthless
wru - where are you
wrud - what are you doing
wsb - wanna cyber?
wshtf - when shit hits the fan
wsi - why should I
wtb - Want to buy
wtbd - what's the big deal
wtbh - What the bloody hell
wtc - what the crap
wtd - what the deuce
wtf - what the fuck
wtfaud - what the fuck are you doing?
wtfay? - who the fuck are you?
wtfayta - What the Fuck are you talking about?
wtfb - what the fuck bitch
wtfbs - What the fuck bull shit
wtfdik - what the fuck do i know
wtfduw - What the fuck do you want?
wtfdyw - what the fuck do you want
wtfe - What The Fuck Ever
wtfever - what the fuck ever
wtfh - what the fucking hell
wtfhwt - what the fucking hell was that
wtfigo - what the fuck is going on
wtfits - what the fuck is this shit
wtfiuwy - what the fuck is up with you
wtfiwwu - what the fuck is wrong with you
wtfiwwy - what the fuck is wrong with you
wtfiyp - what the fuck is your problem
wtfm - what the fuck, mate?
wtfru - what the fuck are you
wtfrud - What the fuck are you doing?
wtfruo - what the fuck are you on?
wtfs - what the fucking shit?
wtful - What the fuck you loser
wtfwjd - what the fuck would jesus do
wtfwt - what the fuck was that
wtfwtf - what the fuck was that for?
wtg - way to go
wtgp - Want to go Private
wth - what the heck
wtharud? - what the heck are you doing?
wthhyb - where the hell have you been?
wthigo - what the hell is going on
wthiwwu - What the hell is wrong with you
wthru? - Who the heck are you?
wths - want to have sex
wthwt - what the hell was that?
wtiiot - What time is it over there?
wtityb - whatever, tell it to your blog
wtly - Welcome to last year
wtmi - way too much information
wtp - where's the party
wts - want to sell
wtt - want to trade
wtv - Whatever
wtva - whatever
wtvr - whatever
wtwr - well that was random
wu - what's up?
wu? - what's up?
wub - love
wubmgf - Will You Be My Girlfriend?
wubu2 - what you been up to
wud - would
wugowm - will you go out with me
wula - what you looking at?
wuny - wait until next year
wussup - What is up?
wut - what
wuteva - whatever
wuts - what is
wutup - What's Up
wuu2 - what you up too
wuu2? - what you up to?
wuv - love
wuwh - Wish you were here
wuwt - what's up with that
wuwtab - what do you want to talk about
wuwtb - what do you want to talk about
wuwu - what up with you
wuz - was
wuza - what's up
wwcnd - What would Chuck Norris do
wwdhd - What would David Hasselhoff do
wwjd - what would jesus do?
wwtf - what was that for
www - world wide web
wwycm - when will you call me
wy - Why?
wyas - wow you are stupid
wybts? - were you born this sexy?
wyd - what are you doing
wygam - When you get a minute
wyhi - Would You Hit It?
wyhswm - would you have sex with me
wyltk - wouldn't you like to know
wylym - Watch Your Language Young Man
wym - What You Mean?
wyp - what's your problem?
wypsu - will you please shut up
wys - wow you're stupid
wysiayg - what you see is all you get
wysitwirl - what you see is totally worthless in real life
wysiwyg - what you see is what you get
wywh - wish you were here
wywo - while you were out
w\e - whatever
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x treme - extreme
xb36t - Xbox 360
xbf - ex-boyfriend
xbl - xbox live
xcpt - except
xd - extreme droll
xgf - exgirlfriend
xing - crossing
xit - Exit
xlnt - Excellent
xmas - christmas
xoac - Christ on a crutch
xor - hacker
xover - crossover
xoxo - hugs and kisses
xplaned - explained
xs - excess
xtra - extra
xtreme - extreme
xyz - examine your zipper
xyzpdq - Examine Your Zipper Pretty Darn Quick
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y w - you're welcome
y/o - Years Old
y00 - you
y2b - Youtube
y2k - year 2000
y? - why?
ya - yeah
yaafm - You Are A Fucking Moron
yaai - You are an idiot
yaf - you're a fag
yafi - you're a fucking idiot
yag - you are gay
yall - you all
yapa - yet another pointless acronym
yarly - yeah really
yasfg - you are so fucking gay
yasg - you are so gay
yaw - you are welcome
ybs - you'll be sorry
ycliu - You could look it up
yctwuw - you can think what you want
ydpos - you dumb piece of shit
ydufc - Why do fucking care?
yea - yeah
yer - you're
yermom - your mother
yew - you
yfi - you fucking idiot
ygg - you go girl
ygm - You Got Mail
ygp - you got punked!
ygpm - you've got a private message
ygtbkm - you got to be kidding me
ygtsr - you got that shit right
yh - yeah
yhbt - you've been trolled
yhf - you have failed
yhl - you have lost
yhpm - you have a private messge
yid - yes, I do
yim - yahoo instant messenger
yiwtgo - Yes, I want to go private
yk - you kidding
yki - You know it
ykisa - Your knight in shining armor
ykn - you know nothing
ykwya - you know who you are
ylb - you little bitch
ym - your mom
ymbkm - you must be kidding me
ymfp - Your Most Favorite Person
ymgtc - Your Mom Goes To college
ymiaw - your mom is a whore
ymislidi - you make it sound like i did it
ymmv - your mileage may vary
yng - young
ynk - you never know
ynw - you know what
yomank - you owe me a new keyboard
yooh - you
yor - your
youngin - young person
ypmf - you pissed me off
ypmo - you piss me off
ypom? - your place or mine?
yr - year
yrms - You Rock My Socks
yrs - years
yrss - you are so sexy
ys - you suck
ysa - You Suck Ass
ysal - you suck at life
ysati - you suck at the internet
ysf - you stupid fuck
ysitm - your shirt is too small
yss - you stupid shit
yt - You there?
ytf - why the fuck
ythwudt - Why the hell would you do that
ytis - You think I'm special?
ytm - you tell me
ytmnd - You're the man now, dog!
yua - you ugly ass
yuo - you
yup - yes
yur - your
yvw - you're very welcome
yw - you're welcome
ywapom - you want a piece of me?
ywia - You're welcome in advance
yws - you want sex
ywud - yo whats up dude
yysw - yeah, yeah, sure, whatever
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z'omg - Oh my God
zex - sex
zh - Zero Hour
zig - cigarette
zomg - Oh my God
zomgzorrz - oh my god
zoot - woohoo
zot - Zero Tolerance
zup - what's up?
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lol (Laugh Out Loud/Laughing out loudly)
lmao (Laughing My Ass Off)
rofl (Roll On Floor Laughing. Sometimes "rofl" and "lmao" are combined into "roflmao")
omg (Oh My God, sometimes "omfg" making: Oh My Fucking God)
sec (Just a second)
iirc (If I Remember Correctly)
afk (Away From Keyboard)
g2g (Got To Go, and sometimes Good To Go)
brb (Be Right Back)
btw (By The Way)
log (Log Off)
bio (Rest Room ex. "afk bio")
ftw (For the Win)
ne1 (anyone)
wtf (What The Fuck?)
stfu (Shut The Fuck Up)
ttyl (Talk To You Later)
jk (Just Kidding)
k (Okay)
kk (Okay)
imo (In My Opinion)
imho (In My Honest Opinion, In My Humble Opinion)
gtfo (Get The F*ck Out)
l2p (Learn To Play)
gg (Good Game; wishing someone a good game or, sarcastically, mocking someone who lost)
gl (Good Luck)
hf (Have Fun)
bff (Best Friends Forever)