How do you differentiate between programmers and non-programmers? A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer. /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club. Somu : public member or private? /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong? Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software. /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ THIS ONE IS TOO GOO D !!! PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..? Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference. /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer... Somu : how do you say that? Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address! /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue? Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market! /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/ Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive.. Somu : How do you say that? Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea . /*********** ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******/

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