Help.... The Titanic is going to be drowned.... Everybody in the ship is shouting,crying, running or praying to God... Just then an Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship. Italian : How far is land, from here ? Sardarji : Two miles .. Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more. The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again. Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here? Sardarji : Downwards......