Advice for Free .For Men and For Women ONLY.

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For Men:

Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma’s cooking with
your wife’s! There is no faster way to dig your own
grave than that! Please understand that your
mom’s cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of
experience….don’t expect that from your wife whose
hardly into the process! What if she were to compare
your earning capacity with her dad’s!!! So
shshshhhhh….!!!

Rule.No.2: Never go out of your way to please the lady
with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your
engagement period. If ever you do, please follow it up
post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15
minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time
with her, how dare you forget her birthday post -
marriage, even after you are given the broadest of
hints by her! Remember expectations always double…
ever heard of them being halved ???

Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then,
verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies
and Archies gift cards for? Don’t sit there like the
Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of
course she will do it but everyone likes to be
appreciated and pampered!!!!

Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or
complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a
strict NO-NO !! You got into it with your eyes wide
open, brimming with enthusiasm !! No one ever pushed
you into it! So why this drama now!

Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and
stand up by them!! Consult your parents for advice but
realize that you are grown up enough to lead your
life! Respect your partner’s views at all times!
Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life
with you!!

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For Women

1. Don’t expect too much from him. Less the
expectations lesser the disappointments.

2. Don’t ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a
day when there is an interesting match going on.
REMEMBER SPORTS is more important to him than
anything else. U spoil his day n He spoils your
life…!

3. Over Emotions, Sentiments… Woha… What are
these? Tears are not going to give any results either.
It’s just a temp. attention tht u get. No one likes
Cry Babies m Whining Wifes.

4. Never dare to cross with his mother. Even if he
says "My Mom’s cooking is the best. U are nothing in
front of her." take it easily with a smile. Tell him
tht u are learning from his mother and will try to do
it better. U are not gonna lose anything!

5. Try to know his friends and understand that they
are also part of his world. Allow him to spend few
weekends or occasional night out parties with his
friends. But at the same time make sure that u get u r
due importance! It must not be that he roams around
with his friends forgetting that you exist at home.

6. Don’t start fighting for silly things. Forgetting
birthdays and Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men
are not blessed with infinite and non-volatile RAM for
storing everything in main memory. If you are very
particular about present gifts n parties on u r
birthdays n anniversaries, make sure u remind them
well in advance by some means (I know it sounds
stupid. But if u are so particular, Do it for u r own
good)

7. Take him for your shopping only if he’s interested.
If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree
purchase, Better go with your friends/go alone. He is
better at office/home watching anything.

8. Give him importance always. Show due care and
affection. That’s the only way to win a guy’s mind.

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